Fuck Around and Find Out

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[bernie]: 0:00

this afternoon.

[purr]: 0:04

Oh, what a deuce, gang. It's another fat Tuesday here on Wise Freaks Podcast. It's your girl, Neesy and Fabie, the Lieutenant Perf.

[bernie]: 0:18

And it's your stepdad, Burn aka Papa Cito Purr. Yeah, it's another Fat Tuesday, y'all. Hopefully you guys are having a great, great summer. I'm even saying that like it's dead ass August. Like where did the summer go?

[purr]: 0:36

I don't know, man.

[bernie]: 0:37

Yeah,

[purr]: 0:38

I'm

[bernie]: 0:38

Jelon

[purr]: 0:38

like almost

[bernie]: 0:39

seemed like

[purr]: 0:39

sad.

[bernie]: 0:39

it was long as fuck, but like went by quick. You

[purr]: 0:43

Yeah,

[bernie]: 0:43

know what I mean?

[purr]: 0:45

I felt like July was very eventful.

[bernie]: 0:48

Yeah.

[purr]: 0:48

So that's why it seemed like it was long, but also very short.

[bernie]: 0:57

very short.

[purr]: 0:57

Just, I don't know, man. I hate getting older because I swear time didn't fly by like this before.

[bernie]: 1:05

No, it really didn't though, because...

[purr]: 1:07

and it makes me sick.

[bernie]: 1:10

I wonder why, like what is it that speeds up time? Is it like the monotonous, or however you pronounce it, monotony of like doing the same things every day, like being stringent

[purr]: 1:22

I don't

[bernie]: 1:22

upon

[purr]: 1:22

think

[bernie]: 1:22

like...

[purr]: 1:22

that. I used to think that, but you know, I thought it was like, oh, we just go to work every day and like that, but think about it. You went to school every day.

[bernie]: 1:33

Mm-hmm.

[purr]: 1:35

And time didn't seem like it was flying the fuck by like that.

[bernie]: 1:38

Yeah.

[purr]: 1:39

Back when you're in school, I just think, I literally think it's something like once you get older, like they say, like, especially like when you have kids or stuff like that, it's like, it goes by like so fast. And I think that's why because shit just goes by super fast.

[bernie]: 1:58

You know what, that reminds me, I think my mom said this shit to me. She said, I'm just, that just dawned on me. So she said, the days are longer, but the years are shorter, some shit like that, as you get older.

[purr]: 2:12

Mm.

[bernie]: 2:14

Does that

[purr]: 2:14

Yeah,

[bernie]: 2:14

sound...

[purr]: 2:14

because I'll

[bernie]: 2:14

Yes.

[purr]: 2:14

be feeling like my day long as hell, especially when I'm in the office. I'm like,

[bernie]: 2:19

Dragon

[purr]: 2:19

but then it seemed like right after that, my day is just gone.

[bernie]: 2:25

Gone. That's it. That's it.

[purr]: 2:28

But it's not because of the routine or it's not because I had a lot to do because I feel like I had more to do as a child than I do now. Like I stayed in the activity. I stayed

[bernie]: 2:39

Right,

[purr]: 2:40

doing

[bernie]: 2:40

right,

[purr]: 2:40

something.

[bernie]: 2:40

yeah.

[purr]: 2:41

I had something after school that I did. I wasn't home till like, you know, eight o'clock or something like that.

[bernie]: 2:47

Right.

[purr]: 2:48

I have way more free time now, but time is fine. So I don't know.

[bernie]: 2:55

Yeah,

[purr]: 2:55

I don't know.

[bernie]: 2:57

it's really some wild shit. It really is. Well, I guess on a brighter note. There's a lot that could happen this weekend.

[purr]: 3:10

Boy oh boy oh boy. There's some things that's gonna be in the history books boy.

[bernie]: 3:19

Yeah. So.

[purr]: 3:21

The Sweet Tea Party? Not the Boston Tea Party, the Sweet Tea Party.

[bernie]: 3:30

Sweet Tea Party.

[purr]: 3:32

Um, what else?

[bernie]: 3:38

The Montgomery Minkin.

[purr]: 3:40

The Montgomery minking, fade in the water.

[bernie]: 3:43

Hehehe

[purr]: 3:47

Montgomery, Maliwa, all of that.

[bernie]: 3:49

Montgomery, Maliwa. Yeah. So for those of you that don't know, and maybe you live under a motherfucking rock, or maybe, yeah. So obviously all the videos you maybe have seen going around on Twitter or X or wherever the fuck the app is anymore, I don't even know.

[purr]: 4:06

Oh god,

[bernie]: 4:06

I just,

[purr]: 4:07

that shit

[bernie]: 4:07

yeah.

[purr]: 4:07

irritates me.

[bernie]: 4:08

Bro.

[purr]: 4:09

Cause I keep clicking on it thinking that it's TikTok.

[bernie]: 4:11

Girl, I keep

[purr]: 4:11

Cause

[bernie]: 4:12

thinking

[purr]: 4:12

it's black.

[bernie]: 4:12

it's like that my new porn app. Every time I see that bitch, I'm like, ooh, let me not open a porn. They're in it. I'm like, oh, this is my Twitter.

[purr]: 4:18

Honestly, you sent me something and I was like, I saw it was X, like someone sent you something on X. I was like, who the fuck is this? And I was like, oh.

[bernie]: 4:27

I'm sorry.

[purr]: 4:27

Shit. I was like,

[bernie]: 4:30

I wonder if that's happening

[purr]: 4:31

ah.

[bernie]: 4:31

for other people though too because yeah, I'm like, is this my porn app? Like, is that literally just the X? Like, it just gives off porn. I don't know.

[purr]: 4:38

Oh, I don't have a porn app, but it's just like,

[bernie]: 4:40

Me either

[purr]: 4:41

it

[bernie]: 4:41

though,

[purr]: 4:41

was just

[bernie]: 4:41

that's

[purr]: 4:41

like,

[bernie]: 4:41

the thing!

[purr]: 4:42

it was kind of mysterious. Like, I'm used to seeing something like, oh, he sent you something from Twitter. And it's like, okay. But

[bernie]: 4:49

Right.

[purr]: 4:50

like X made it kind of weird. I was like, what the fuck is this?

[bernie]: 4:54

Like

[purr]: 4:55

Who

[bernie]: 4:55

why,

[purr]: 4:55

this?

[bernie]: 4:56

it's weird. I hate it, but I digress.

[purr]: 4:58

I hate it.

[bernie]: 5:00

So yeah, there was a whole situation, there was a melee, if you will, that took place. in Montgomery, Alabama. So basically what the situation in its summary is there was a black security guard guy that was doing his job

[purr]: 5:18

doing

[bernie]: 5:18

from

[purr]: 5:18

his

[bernie]: 5:18

what

[purr]: 5:18

fucking

[bernie]: 5:19

we saw

[purr]: 5:19

job.

[bernie]: 5:19

in the video. Dude's doing his job. And these white folks like got off this boat or were like on the dock and they just started jumping him. It was like three of them started

[purr]: 5:27

They

[bernie]: 5:27

jumping.

[purr]: 5:27

needed to move they fucking bow. So the big, like, like the Montgomery version of like the Detroit princess or, you know, something could like

[bernie]: 5:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know

[purr]: 5:41

dock

[bernie]: 5:41

what you're talking about.

[purr]: 5:41

or whatever.

[bernie]: 5:44

Like a Dave

[purr]: 5:44

And

[bernie]: 5:44

Bode situation.

[purr]: 5:46

yeah. And so they wouldn't move. And then they got off and they started trying to run a fade with him. And so

[bernie]: 5:53

Literally.

[purr]: 5:53

it was just him by himself and he was trying to hold his own.

[bernie]: 5:57

So they thought.

[purr]: 5:59

So they thought he was trying to hold his own. They started jumping him and whatever. Everyone else started coming to this man's rescue. It was the way that so many stereotypes were just broken in that instance. This man, this young man jumped into the water and swam to the dock

[bernie]: 6:19

They can

[purr]: 6:19

to come to this man's

[bernie]: 6:20

no longer

[purr]: 6:21

aid.

[bernie]: 6:21

swim, niggas can't swim.

[purr]: 6:23

Because niggas swan.

[bernie]: 6:25

Niggas win. We've been doing that.

[purr]: 6:28

They was kind of calling him Michael B. Phillips. I

[bernie]: 6:33

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

[purr]: 6:33

was like, y'all are, or Aqua Man. They was calling him Aqua Man. I

[bernie]: 6:39

I'm dead.

[purr]: 6:40

was like, y'all are so ignorant. Like the memes

[bernie]: 6:42

And I love

[purr]: 6:43

are crazy.

[bernie]: 6:43

black people. We always gonna like be so unserious

[purr]: 6:46

But they got

[bernie]: 6:46

about

[purr]: 6:46

they

[bernie]: 6:46

the group.

[purr]: 6:46

ass whooped.

[bernie]: 6:47

Yes,

[purr]: 6:48

Needless to say, the people

[bernie]: 6:49

me

[purr]: 6:49

who started

[bernie]: 6:49

was too

[purr]: 6:49

it,

[bernie]: 6:49

sad.

[purr]: 6:49

they end up getting they ass whooped.

[bernie]: 6:52

Yeah,

[purr]: 6:53

Like,

[bernie]: 6:53

it turned out

[purr]: 6:54

beats.

[bernie]: 6:54

real bad for them.

[purr]: 6:56

Real bad.

[bernie]: 6:56

Rightfully so though. But I mean, we also beat the stereotype of like, black people don't come together. We definitely came together on that day and handled that

[purr]: 7:06

Like a puzzle

[bernie]: 7:06

accordingly.

[purr]: 7:07

piece. Mm-hmm.

[bernie]: 7:10

So we handled a few different stereotypes that day. So we can

[purr]: 7:13

You

[bernie]: 7:14

come

[purr]: 7:14

know what's

[bernie]: 7:14

together.

[purr]: 7:14

also crazy that I read about? Apparently that dock and like that river and stuff was like the same place where slaves used to be like auctioned off. It used

[bernie]: 7:25

Yikes.

[purr]: 7:25

to be an auction block. So I was like, it was really the ancestors. They really came down and was like, I'm giving you the strength to

[bernie]: 7:35

lived

[purr]: 7:35

whoop

[bernie]: 7:35

the

[purr]: 7:35

if

[bernie]: 7:35

strength

[purr]: 7:35

that ass.

[bernie]: 7:36

of a thousand ancestors came through them niggas and worked them folks.

[purr]: 7:40

Like it's the way everything came full circle. The same way

[bernie]: 7:45

Honestly.

[purr]: 7:45

that, and I don't know if this is true, I didn't fact check this. I fact checked the other part, but I didn't fact check this. They said the little folding chair was made by a black man. And I was like, this is, it came full circle. I was like,

[bernie]: 8:01

I'm not I wouldn't be surprised

[purr]: 8:02

he

[bernie]: 8:02

if

[purr]: 8:02

was

[bernie]: 8:02

it

[purr]: 8:02

the

[bernie]: 8:02

was

[purr]: 8:02

inventor.

[bernie]: 8:03

because a lot of shit is made by black people that they don't really talk about but

[purr]: 8:10

I was like, damn,

[bernie]: 8:10

That would

[purr]: 8:11

if that's

[bernie]: 8:11

really

[purr]: 8:11

true.

[bernie]: 8:11

cherry on top it. That's the cherry on top.

[purr]: 8:14

If that's true, man. Holy shit.

[bernie]: 8:19

Wow. That is

[purr]: 8:22

They

[bernie]: 8:22

a true

[purr]: 8:22

was calling

[bernie]: 8:22

full

[purr]: 8:22

the,

[bernie]: 8:22

circle movement.

[purr]: 8:24

they also called the ship that pulled up the SS dead ass. I was like, I hate everything about black Twitter.

[bernie]: 8:31

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[purr]: 8:33

I really do. Cause y'all can never be serious for anything.

[bernie]: 8:37

Never be serious. Never be serious about shit. I love that. All the shit was hilarious. All of

[purr]: 8:47

It

[bernie]: 8:47

it.

[purr]: 8:47

was. It was karma.

[bernie]: 8:50

Definitely. And I think it, again, I think it's just one of those situations that like, we're really in this place of like, yo, just don't play with it. Like we're not on that, leave us alone. Like we just trying to live.

[purr]: 9:03

Yeah, like just leave us alone, shit.

[bernie]: 9:08

You know, it's too much.

[purr]: 9:12

Fuck around and find out.

[bernie]: 9:13

Fuck around and find out. Everybody

[purr]: 9:15

Don't

[bernie]: 9:16

is

[purr]: 9:16

start

[bernie]: 9:16

on

[purr]: 9:16

none,

[bernie]: 9:16

God.

[purr]: 9:17

won't be none. Plain and simple.

[bernie]: 9:21

Plain and fucking simple, everybody is on go now. um so what else the fuck is going on besides the Montgomery fucking minking

[purr]: 9:35

I love that fucking turn. Montgomery Makin.

[bernie]: 9:45

So I would say.

[purr]: 9:48

So the other thing that I saw that I just wanted to bring up, and I sent it to you earlier, it's... Was it Reddit?

[bernie]: 10:00

Was that shit a Reddit? It was weird, it was like a Reddit or maybe it was like a Reddit on Twitter.

[purr]: 10:06

before we get into that if there's any other like basic intro stuff because i feel like that's kind of we're gonna have to dissect that

[bernie]: 10:15

Okay,

[purr]: 10:15

what's

[bernie]: 10:15

yeah,

[purr]: 10:15

really

[bernie]: 10:15

yeah.

[purr]: 10:15

going on with that because

[bernie]: 10:18

Oh, okay.

[purr]: 10:18

i have some

[bernie]: 10:18

So

[purr]: 10:19

thoughts

[bernie]: 10:19

this is, I thought that this is actually a nice little tip. I mean, it's a tip, but not really in the worst way. So this is in petty revenge thread. If you ever like really just want to feel like, okay, I feel good about something like you just haven't won them days, you know what I mean? We're like, it's up, go definitely go through the petty revenge or like, maybe you feel like, oh, I'm hella petty, like, I shouldn't do that. Like, read through that thread, you'll think, you know, I

[purr]: 10:45

Maybe I'm not

[bernie]: 10:45

should

[purr]: 10:46

that

[bernie]: 10:46

just

[purr]: 10:46

petty.

[bernie]: 10:46

go ahead and fucking do it. So this one says, I made a dude get his nuts waxed on the first day after he lied to me. When I was in my early 20s and online dating was just starting, I made a profile and said I was just going to be into two things. I wasn't into two things. Smokers and people with kids. Anything else, we're all good.

[purr]: 11:10

period.

[bernie]: 11:10

So I meet this guy early morning for breakfast date. We're hitting it off averagely. No sparks, but no red flags. The date goes on for two and a half hours until we are splitting the bill and he tells me that he has a kid. I asked him if he read my profile to know that I was not interested in that and he says yes I read that but I knew that if you spent some time with me you see how great I am and how you'd be willing to see past that. I was floored as now he wasted three hours of my life and was okay with being a liar. That was unacceptable so I said well I don't want this day to end but I have to go across town to get my Brazilian where they take all the hair off including the bumhole done in an hour. Want to come with me and get one too? It's not painful. Total lie. I think it's attractive. when men are clean there, no pressure, but I'm pretty busy the rest of the week. This is my only free day. He was all about following me anywhere. I told the ladies that this was his first time and they should take everything including the butt. He held my hand in between the curtain and got them both done at the same time. He screamed

[purr]: 12:12

Shut

[bernie]: 12:12

a lot

[purr]: 12:12

up.

[bernie]: 12:12

but was a champ and went through with it. I made him pay for his own and never caught

[purr]: 12:20

The fact that he went through with it is

[bernie]: 12:24

Wait,

[purr]: 12:24

crazy.

[bernie]: 12:25

she said, if you're out there, Chris, please don't lie to women on the first day. It's a really bad way to start a relationship.

[purr]: 12:36

That's a lot. And it's

[bernie]: 12:37

That's...

[purr]: 12:37

the fact that he actually went through with it. Why would you, I don't understand, why would you do that?

[bernie]: 12:46

Why would you do that on the first day? I'd be like, hell no. But

[purr]: 12:50

On the first

[bernie]: 12:51

honestly,

[purr]: 12:51

day?

[bernie]: 12:51

I'm glad she got hers back because like low key, again, we just talked, I swear we just talked about this, about like giving people the option, giving people the opportunity to decide what's for them and what's not. Like that's still

[purr]: 13:03

Yeah,

[bernie]: 13:03

being deceptive.

[purr]: 13:03

like, don't lie about having a fucking kid, bro. And then you think you're so great that, that you're able to make someone look past that and they really just don't want that.

[bernie]: 13:18

That's such like a ego driven thing to really think you got nigger.

[purr]: 13:22

That's so

[bernie]: 13:22

Like

[purr]: 13:23

weird.

[bernie]: 13:23

to be like, I'm that

[purr]: 13:23

Yeah,

[bernie]: 13:24

nigger

[purr]: 13:24

that's

[bernie]: 13:24

like

[purr]: 13:24

like you not you're really not though

[bernie]: 13:27

Bio says don't want anybody with kids, but I got 10 kids. I'm like, I know like they're gonna fuck with me. Like you've gotta meet me first because I really know I'm that dick. Like what?

[purr]: 13:36

Probably because they don't ever have they fucking kids. So

[bernie]: 13:40

But that's

[purr]: 13:40

it's like, yeah,

[bernie]: 13:41

also

[purr]: 13:41

I got

[bernie]: 13:41

like...

[purr]: 13:41

10 of them. I only see them 10 times out of the year. What's the big deal?

[bernie]: 13:49

As if like that's not a red flag too. You know what I mean? Like, yeah.

[purr]: 13:56

Meanwhile, moms will have their kids all the fucking time. So they're like, oh yeah, don't want that, but

[bernie]: 14:01

Right.

[purr]: 14:02

they be part-time fathers. Okay.

[bernie]: 14:07

That's so wild though, but I'm glad she got hers back. So again, that is

[purr]: 14:11

That's

[bernie]: 14:11

a really

[purr]: 14:12

crazy.

[bernie]: 14:12

good friend. That's a good revenge. Like have you ever had any like revenge or any like, you know how you got yours back for some shit like.

[purr]: 14:20

I just feel like my best revenge is like the n***a who I end up with because it's like I always upgrade and I'm going s*** on you and I know you're still looking because

[bernie]: 14:33

Yeah.

[purr]: 14:35

you're still obsessed.

[bernie]: 14:39

Still

[purr]: 14:40

And

[bernie]: 14:40

watching.

[purr]: 14:40

it's just like, and I don't fall off. I'm probably still getting better. It's just like, I just feel sorry for these niggas. I don't know.

[bernie]: 14:51

I'm dead. I don't think I've ever, yeah, I've never gotten a proper on some get back type, you

[purr]: 14:59

You

[bernie]: 14:59

know?

[purr]: 14:59

know, because like I feel like that, I'm like, oh, I'm going to get revenge or whatever. And then after that, I'm like, I really don't. I really don't.

[bernie]: 15:11

Okay, I lied. Well, I guess maybe I cheated back, but like that's not really that great.

[purr]: 15:16

Oh yeah, that's not.

[bernie]: 15:22

No, it's not really that great of a revenge. But yeah, that's a good old juicy thread. Petty revenge.

[purr]: 15:30

I love that. I'm surprised he went through with it, but I love that she got hers. Like she got him back.

[bernie]: 15:38

Yeah.

[purr]: 15:38

Just very surprised that it worked out that way.

[bernie]: 15:43

very surprised. I mean she really did like it was honestly just by chance. It was just by chance. Okay so the baby father's baby or baby

[purr]: 15:57

Oh

[bernie]: 15:57

mother's

[purr]: 15:57

yes.

[bernie]: 15:58

or baby mother's

[purr]: 15:59

Or maybe more books.

[bernie]: 16:01

possible is Oh yeah,

[purr]: 16:06

Whew.

[bernie]: 16:06

mine's so good this week too.

[purr]: 16:09

I have a controversial one.

[bernie]: 16:10

Oh uh oh, Lord Jesus.

[purr]: 16:17

Oh, it's funny. You go first.

[bernie]: 16:21

Okay, mine's really was like the Jersey Shore cast at first, but then like I had to really had to get into it and narrow it down. And it's definitely Polly D and Vinny. I know they're both like Just like, come on, they still look great. After all that damn

[purr]: 16:43

Vinny,

[bernie]: 16:43

party.

[purr]: 16:45

Vinny actually, he's one of the few people that I'm like, he looks better. Cause like, I look at the old Jersey show and I'm like, wouldn't have touched her.

[bernie]: 16:54

I'm

[purr]: 16:54

But

[bernie]: 16:54

sorry.

[purr]: 16:54

like now, I'm like. I see him on the timeline jump roping or whatever. I'm just like,

[bernie]: 17:04

Yeah, you damn right. Like

[purr]: 17:06

oh,

[bernie]: 17:06

he

[purr]: 17:06

he looks

[bernie]: 17:06

definitely

[purr]: 17:06

so good.

[bernie]: 17:07

has. He's gotten better with time for sure.

[purr]: 17:10

He looks so good.

[bernie]: 17:11

Yeah, he definitely

[purr]: 17:11

Pauly

[bernie]: 17:12

got

[purr]: 17:12

D,

[bernie]: 17:12

better.

[purr]: 17:14

Pauly D is just like, he looks the same. He just has a beard now, but like Pauly D looks the same.

[bernie]: 17:20

Looks the same. He looks fucking great. What do you think of the beard? Do you like the beard?

[purr]: 17:25

I do like the beard on Pauly D.

[bernie]: 17:29

I do too, I like the beard as well.

[purr]: 17:31

I like the weight on him too.

[bernie]: 17:32

Yeah.

[purr]: 17:33

He's been lifting and he's buffer.

[bernie]: 17:35

Mm-hmm.

[purr]: 17:35

I like that too.

[bernie]: 17:37

Yeah,

[purr]: 17:37

Yeah,

[bernie]: 17:37

you look

[purr]: 17:37

he

[bernie]: 17:38

great

[purr]: 17:38

looks great. Because Pauly D is in his 40s.

[bernie]: 17:42

Girl,

[purr]: 17:43

Because

[bernie]: 17:43

because them niggas

[purr]: 17:43

he was

[bernie]: 17:44

was no

[purr]: 17:44

old

[bernie]: 17:44

spring...

[purr]: 17:44

on the show.

[bernie]: 17:45

Girl, they was not spring chickens when they was on that show.

[purr]: 17:48

No, him and Mike were kind of old to be on that bitch. Let's

[bernie]: 17:51

Especially

[purr]: 17:51

be honest.

[bernie]: 17:52

to be like partying like that at that time, like for

[purr]: 17:55

Yeah,

[bernie]: 17:55

that long period

[purr]: 17:56

they

[bernie]: 17:56

of

[purr]: 17:56

were

[bernie]: 17:56

a time.

[purr]: 17:56

like in their late 20s.

[bernie]: 17:58

Girl. I don't like

[purr]: 18:01

I can't

[bernie]: 18:01

I don't

[purr]: 18:01

do

[bernie]: 18:01

know

[purr]: 18:01

that

[bernie]: 18:01

if I wouldn't

[purr]: 18:01

now.

[bernie]: 18:01

have been able

[purr]: 18:02

I can't get

[bernie]: 18:02

at

[purr]: 18:02

down

[bernie]: 18:02

this

[purr]: 18:03

like that.

[bernie]: 18:03

at this age right now, bitch, you think I'd have been able to hang partying like that? Oh, hell no.

[purr]: 18:08

Hell no.

[bernie]: 18:09

Girl, I have one night out. I'm

[purr]: 18:11

Uh-uh.

[bernie]: 18:11

like about to fall apart the next day, bitch.

[purr]: 18:14

They

[bernie]: 18:14

Just

[purr]: 18:14

would have worn my ass out. They had to be going to work the next morning. Child,

[bernie]: 18:22

Girl,

[purr]: 18:22

they would

[bernie]: 18:22

please.

[purr]: 18:22

have worn my ass out. You hear me?

[bernie]: 18:27

Nah.

[purr]: 18:27

There's no way.

[bernie]: 18:28

And to go sell some t-shirts in that hot-ass chair, please.

[purr]: 18:34

Mm-mm. Not at all. Yeah, that's a good one.

[bernie]: 18:41

Yeah.

[purr]: 18:41

So specifically, Polly and Vinny.

[bernie]: 18:45

And Vinny, yeah, yeah. Everybody else looked

[purr]: 18:47

Let's

[bernie]: 18:47

really

[purr]: 18:47

go.

[bernie]: 18:47

good though. Sammy looked great, she looked the same.

[purr]: 18:50

Oh my God, Sammy's still so pretty. Like

[bernie]: 18:53

She

[purr]: 18:53

she

[bernie]: 18:53

looks

[purr]: 18:53

looks great.

[bernie]: 18:53

just the same.

[purr]: 18:55

She looks great. Yeah.

[bernie]: 19:00

Yeah.

[purr]: 19:00

Damn, that was really good. Mine is interesting.

[bernie]: 19:04

I'm not sure about that.

[purr]: 19:07

So, this was also something that happened on black Twitter or. Malcolm X Twitter, whatever we're calling it. Malcolm X, whatever we're calling it now.

[bernie]: 19:20

Is that what we're calling it?

[purr]: 19:27

This is what I saw, this is what I heard. They're like, well, if Twitter is now called X, what's black Twitter? And they said Malcolm X.

[bernie]: 19:40

Honestly, I love it. Let's go with it. I love it

[purr]: 19:44

I hate Black people so much. So I guess Paul Wall has a new song out. And they was like, Paul Wall still look good. Black don't cry.

[bernie]: 19:55

I didn't... He's definitely certified like in the hood for sure because I saw that same clip I didn't see that caption this so that's really cracking me the fuck up cuz I saw him too I was like damn Paul don't look too bad like he doing his thing like he's still rapping like he sound good I'm like he got some bars on him or whatever. I'm like, you know, he's still doing his thing. He's still got some money

[purr]: 20:25

I said, okay, Pawel.

[bernie]: 20:27

Yeah.

[purr]: 20:27

They said, that's a black king right there.

[bernie]: 20:30

It's a black key! Oh my god!

[purr]: 20:35

Oh!

[bernie]: 20:37

Okay, I'm definitely I'm putting that on the fucking

[purr]: 20:39

controversial

[bernie]: 20:39

TikTok. That's

[purr]: 20:40

but

[bernie]: 20:40

hilarious. I am

[purr]: 20:42

that's

[bernie]: 20:42

so

[purr]: 20:42

Black

[bernie]: 20:42

dead.

[purr]: 20:42

King right there.

[bernie]: 20:43

That's the black

[purr]: 20:44

Black

[bernie]: 20:44

king

[purr]: 20:44

dog.

[bernie]: 20:44

right there.

[purr]: 20:44

Crap.

[bernie]: 20:46

I literally just saw

[purr]: 20:47

for

[bernie]: 20:47

that

[purr]: 20:48

a while, baby.

[bernie]: 20:49

on Fucking TikTok today That's the black king right

[purr]: 20:52

That

[bernie]: 20:52

there

[purr]: 20:52

had me dying. And I was like, you know what? Put them on the list.

[bernie]: 20:58

Put him on there.

[purr]: 21:00

Put them on the list. Mm,

[bernie]: 21:02

Put him on there.

[purr]: 21:02

mm, mm.

[bernie]: 21:04

Yeah, definitely. He's definitely H-well too. I would even say maybe one of the ones that got better with time is. Yeah.

[purr]: 21:12

Last, like he last where he, yeah, he's just been taken care of himself.

[bernie]: 21:17

You remember them

[purr]: 21:18

Yeah.

[bernie]: 21:18

fits back in the day though, like the dicky shorts that were like basically pants but they were still shorts?

[purr]: 21:26

The big ass tease.

[bernie]: 21:27

The big tees or like the, where you're wearing like two big tees or like the, where you're wearing like two fitted caps and like, yeah. With

[purr]: 21:36

It was

[bernie]: 21:37

the,

[purr]: 21:37

a hard time because...

[bernie]: 21:38

fitted with the sweatband? That was me.

[purr]: 21:42

It was kind of like, how did you even... You couldn't even tell what someone had going on under all of the clothing. You know how you can kind of like, oh, I can kind of judge their physique or like...

[bernie]: 21:54

Yeah, like I can

[purr]: 21:55

You

[bernie]: 21:55

see

[purr]: 21:55

couldn't

[bernie]: 21:55

your

[purr]: 21:55

even

[bernie]: 21:55

figure.

[purr]: 21:55

do that back then.

[bernie]: 21:57

No.

[purr]: 21:57

Because everyone had on a fucking nightgown.

[bernie]: 22:01

everybody. The

[purr]: 22:04

I hated

[bernie]: 22:04

big

[purr]: 22:04

that for

[bernie]: 22:04

belt,

[purr]: 22:04

us.

[bernie]: 22:05

the belt buckle. Oh yeah.

[purr]: 22:09

Why were we putting the belt over everything?

[bernie]: 22:11

Everything.

[purr]: 22:13

Hmm? Why were we doing that?

[bernie]: 22:16

Oh, like tucking the jeans behind the lip of the sneaker?

[purr]: 22:22

bitch the fucking rubber banding the jeans at the bottom

[bernie]: 22:26

The back

[purr]: 22:26

to make them

[bernie]: 22:27

of

[purr]: 22:27

skinny

[bernie]: 22:27

the jeans?

[purr]: 22:27

jeans.

[bernie]: 22:36

Oh my

[purr]: 22:36

Dark

[bernie]: 22:37

god!

[purr]: 22:37

times.

[bernie]: 22:38

Yes!

[purr]: 22:40

We were in hell.

[bernie]: 22:41

Yeah, that was insane. That was such a like, that was a time. It really was. Oh Lord.

[purr]: 22:53

I hope that never comes back because it scares me sometimes because the kind of, like the 90s kind of fashion, like the mom jeans came back, like the 90s fashion, like the Gen Z, like real young kids were doing that. And I'm like, okay, early Y2K for the girlies, still kind of cute, like tube tops, the little baby fat, like

[bernie]: 23:16

That's

[purr]: 23:17

real cute.

[bernie]: 23:17

cute. No,

[purr]: 23:18

The brats,

[bernie]: 23:18

it's a cute.

[purr]: 23:18

the Barbie kind of look.

[bernie]: 23:20

It's

[purr]: 23:20

Real

[bernie]: 23:20

cute.

[purr]: 23:21

cute.

[bernie]: 23:21

The baby

[purr]: 23:21

But you

[bernie]: 23:22

hair

[purr]: 23:22

niggas.

[bernie]: 23:22

swoop, the baby hair swoop. I like that too. That was, that's cute.

[purr]: 23:26

the niggas? Do not. And let's not get into like the late 2000s kind of look where we're just throwing a belt onto anything and we're layering the tank tops.

[bernie]: 23:39

I don't want to do

[purr]: 23:39

I

[bernie]: 23:39

that.

[purr]: 23:39

never want to go back there. I don't want to.

[bernie]: 23:43

I don't want to do that. But what I do like that is back for the niggas though is the What do they call those like the vest with like no shirt or like a t-shirt underneath? Just like the you know the best type situations like the dress vest those are back in a situation. I've seen those a lot even yeah

[purr]: 23:59

Dress vest?

[bernie]: 24:01

Yeah, yeah, so I could show you a picture of Of to pop It's really good.

[purr]: 24:13

Okay.

[bernie]: 24:14

No, but that's back like this.

[purr]: 24:20

Okay, I never

[bernie]: 24:23

That's

[purr]: 24:23

seen

[bernie]: 24:23

cute.

[purr]: 24:23

that yet praise the Lord.

[bernie]: 24:26

That's cute.

[purr]: 24:28

Okay.

[bernie]: 24:29

It's not too many of them. It's not too many other things for the niggas that's back. That's cute.

[purr]: 24:33

No, like bring back waves. Like I would love to see that back. Like where are the niggas with waves? You don't

[bernie]: 24:39

Oh

[purr]: 24:39

see that no more.

[bernie]: 24:42

You don't? No, you're right, there is.

[purr]: 24:45

Where are the waves? I love

[bernie]: 24:47

Well,

[purr]: 24:48

me a good wave.

[bernie]: 24:48

you also like I don't think we can bring that back because a lot of niggas are like ball-headed nowadays, too, like So it's also that

[purr]: 24:57

They ain't got no hair to wave up.

[bernie]: 24:59

No, it's nothing to wave up. I think, yeah, that was the past time. This.

[purr]: 25:10

Well?

[bernie]: 25:11

Yeah.

[purr]: 25:15

You right.

[bernie]: 25:16

I can't

[purr]: 25:16

You right

[bernie]: 25:16

relate

[purr]: 25:16

about

[bernie]: 25:16

though.

[purr]: 25:16

that.

[bernie]: 25:17

I got a full head of hair.

[purr]: 25:18

Can't...can't

[bernie]: 25:18

Yeah.

[purr]: 25:19

relate.

[bernie]: 25:21

Shout out to the bald headed niggas though.

[purr]: 25:23

You... yeah, you're one of the lucky ones, cause...

[bernie]: 25:27

Mm-hmm.

[purr]: 25:30

I knew people younger than me and they shit was at the crowd. Why your shit balling at the crowd? What you going through that make your shit ball at the crowd, at the crowd? It's crazy. Like I get your shit, it's like, you know, your barber pushed

[bernie]: 25:48

where it

[purr]: 25:48

your

[bernie]: 25:48

starts

[purr]: 25:48

shit

[bernie]: 25:48

to

[purr]: 25:49

back.

[bernie]: 25:49

recede right.

[purr]: 25:50

Yeah, my barber pushed my shit back. No, your shit's just receded. It's okay. It's okay though, but like, you know, it's going back. that way but to be bald in at the

[bernie]: 26:04

Yeah, that's insane.

[purr]: 26:05

why you bald up there

[bernie]: 26:06

And my thing is like, if your barber is pushing

[purr]: 26:08

my

[bernie]: 26:08

your

[purr]: 26:08

grandpa

[bernie]: 26:08

hairline

[purr]: 26:08

bald

[bernie]: 26:08

back,

[purr]: 26:08

up there

[bernie]: 26:09

they're pushing it back because they're trying to get to where most of the hair is at. So my nigga, if you were balding, it's gonna start to recede and they're only lining

[purr]: 26:18

I know.

[bernie]: 26:18

up. They can only line up with what they got.

[purr]: 26:21

Yeah, what, what'd you want them to do? So yeah, they pushed it back. Nigga, like, just don't, like, shut up, shut up. Your hairlines are seeing, it's okay. Like, it happens. Like, but don't sit up here and try to put the blame on the barber. He did his best, in my opinion, you know? Like.

[bernie]: 26:39

Yeah.

[purr]: 26:43

I don't know.

[bernie]: 26:45

Thanks.

[purr]: 26:46

I don't know. Maybe it's just me.

[bernie]: 26:51

No, it's not just you. It definitely does just you.

[purr]: 26:54

Ha! seem like you can't take accountability for your genetic makeup.

[bernie]: 27:06

Which in fact, I think comes from your mother's side.

[purr]: 27:10

Yes, I think it's your maternal grandfather.

[bernie]: 27:17

Yeah, yep, that makes sense. So if they ball, if that niggas ball, then it's likely that it's up for you, my friend.

[purr]: 27:26

Mm-hmm. Glad I wasn't a boy, because my grandpa would blow up. Headed.

[bernie]: 27:32

Hmm. Yeah.

[purr]: 27:34

My dad's dad had hair. Yeah, that wasn't a problem. Because.

[bernie]: 27:40

I would definitely feel bad for the ladies that would be like thinning or balding too because that shit is kind of crazy.

[purr]: 27:47

Yeah,

[bernie]: 27:49

Because

[purr]: 27:49

that

[bernie]: 27:49

what do

[purr]: 27:49

does

[bernie]: 27:49

you do?

[purr]: 27:49

suck. I mean, at

[bernie]: 27:52

I

[purr]: 27:52

least

[bernie]: 27:52

mean, at least

[purr]: 27:52

there's

[bernie]: 27:52

you

[purr]: 27:52

like,

[bernie]: 27:52

can

[purr]: 27:53

I mean,

[bernie]: 27:53

hide

[purr]: 27:53

there's,

[bernie]: 27:53

it easier, maybe.

[purr]: 27:55

yeah, so I'd say there's weaves and stuff, but there's weaves for men to

[bernie]: 28:00

Yeah, that's true.

[purr]: 28:03

Chef D got one. They be gluing his muffin cap on, but... it's just

[bernie]: 28:12

That's kind

[purr]: 28:12

slapped

[bernie]: 28:12

of wow

[purr]: 28:12

down.

[bernie]: 28:12

because I'm like the hair follicles are need have to be dead. That could just turn

[purr]: 28:17

Yeah,

[bernie]: 28:17

into

[purr]: 28:17

they

[bernie]: 28:17

a

[purr]: 28:17

just

[bernie]: 28:17

net.

[purr]: 28:17

shave it. They shave it, but they do like a cul-de-sac and they just kind of shave that and then they just slap the toupee on it.

[bernie]: 28:26

I feel like it could definitely

[purr]: 28:27

And

[bernie]: 28:27

turn

[purr]: 28:27

it just

[bernie]: 28:27

into

[purr]: 28:27

kind

[bernie]: 28:27

a-

[purr]: 28:28

of

[bernie]: 28:28

Oh.

[purr]: 28:28

suction cups on.

[bernie]: 28:30

That's crazy.

[purr]: 28:40

Um, okay, I wanted to get into I wanted to get into this. Do I call it a tweet still that I sent you? I don't even

[bernie]: 28:53

I think

[purr]: 28:53

know what the fuck to call this shit.

[bernie]: 28:54

it's tweet adjacent.

[purr]: 28:58

because these niggas just have the audacity so it's from reddit, it was on twitter, x, whatever

[bernie]: 29:09

Oh, you f***ing act.

[purr]: 29:12

it's from the thread am i the asshole so it says am i the asshole for wanting my girlfriend to get labiaplasty for those who don't know Labiaplasty is altering your lips down there.

[bernie]: 29:33

Yes.

[purr]: 29:33

So it says, my girlfriend, 26-year-old female, let's call her Abby. And I, 27-year-old male, have been dating for about a year now. Everything is going great. Abby is the best girlfriend in the world. She is so kind and funny and sexy. I can see myself marrying her. in the distant future. The only thing that I have trouble with is Abby's labia. We've had an active sex life where Abby is very into trying all sorts of things including giving me head but I can't seem to bring myself to return the favor most of the time because Abby's labia is dot long. When I compare it to porn that I've watched, her labia seems massive. to the point where her lips can't even close around them. As a result, I find myself very turned off by her labia, perhaps even disgusted. To the point where I find it hard to go down on her, most times I find excuses not to. Piece of shit. She has no idea that I feel this way, and it's getting to the point where it's hindering our sex life. We're steadily having less and less. But I've recently been researching for solutions and I've found a procedure called labiaplasty that cuts down on a woman's labia to make them look more normal. To me, this is the perfect solution and I want to bring it up to Abby. I would even offer to pay for it, but I'm afraid of her reaction to my desire for her to want to get this procedure, where she would think that I'm not attracted to her for wanting to change this small thing on her body, which is far from the truth. She is gorgeous.

[bernie]: 31:21

So my knee jerk reaction to this initially was. Does this young fella lad, whatever, this is a grown ass man, does he like women? Because I'm just so confused with A, how has the relationship gone on for a year and you've not eaten any pussy or been utterly repulsed by it, whatever the case may be. And B, do you not, I mean, do you not like pussy?

[purr]: 31:54

Yeah, because sometimes the pussy lives below.

[bernie]: 31:57

And not to mention you definitely revealed that your girlfriend's rocking Garfield. Like she got a move on, like she

[purr]: 32:03

Yeah.

[bernie]: 32:03

got something on her. She got the

[purr]: 32:05

She,

[bernie]: 32:05

wow.

[purr]: 32:06

big moves.

[bernie]: 32:07

Big Muth!

[purr]: 32:08

Okay.

[bernie]: 32:11

So basically he's saying he can't handle big moves.

[purr]: 32:15

He can't handle big moves. He want the lips cut back a little bit. I mean, I feel like I know what he's kind of talking about, but it's just like, if you like pussy, then I mean, sometimes it comes with long flaps. It comes with a little more extra roast beef on it than

[bernie]: 32:37

A little more yin and

[purr]: 32:38

the

[bernie]: 32:38

yang,

[purr]: 32:38

other.

[bernie]: 32:38

like it is kind of what it is.

[purr]: 32:41

Yeah, like, and maybe like stop watching so much porn that you think that every vagina is gonna look like they do in porn. Like, that's why they say porn is not good for you because now you have an unrealistic view of sex and how bodies are supposed to look, and that's not the case.

[bernie]: 33:05

Exactly, like it's not the case like porn is obviously supposed to be a depiction of something that is like greater than it's supposed to look like this like for a purpose So to compare everything to that is fucking insane and also like I'm just thinking even from my homosexual gay male perspective of like okay if I were to be

[purr]: 33:30

That's

[bernie]: 33:30

straight

[purr]: 33:30

like you not liking how dick looks.

[bernie]: 33:32

Yeah, I'm like, I don't like how this looks or I'm like very particular or specific about

[purr]: 33:37

So nigga,

[bernie]: 33:37

like,

[purr]: 33:37

you don't like this.

[bernie]: 33:38

yeah, or like, I even compare to eating ass because like, I'm gonna eat it. Like, what the fuck? I'm not concerned about like, oh, I need to change this or let's bleach your butthole. It's a little brown, or it's a little pink, or it's a little whatever. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's like the same situation like where I'm like, let's just change like, no, I'm gonna get I like, I like to eat ass. I like whatever it like, I'm just gonna get in there and handle it. I don't understand.

[purr]: 34:05

That's like, if you don't like how, I don't know. Like to me, like you said, you don't like how ass look or you don't like how big look, then like, then you probably not gay, right? Like then you probably like pussy.

[bernie]: 34:22

Probably.

[purr]: 34:22

So if you don't like how pussy look, I don't know. I don't know. To me it's giving like. Well, show your pussy since it's better than hers. Like, you know

[bernie]: 34:37

Hehehehe

[purr]: 34:37

what I'm saying? Since you got the best pussy out here, just

[bernie]: 34:41

And you, and since

[purr]: 34:42

let's

[bernie]: 34:42

you

[purr]: 34:42

see

[bernie]: 34:42

know

[purr]: 34:42

it.

[bernie]: 34:43

what it's supposed to look like and how it's supposed to be served, like, you know, I don't know. And it's like, it is really weird. And it's like, do you like girls?

[purr]: 35:00

for this young man in particular, questionable, very questionable.

[bernie]: 35:04

Yeah. And even so, like in the grand scheme of things, like for any person approaching a situation like not just because I like dick or like I like to eat ass doesn't mean like every dick's going to get sucked where a sexual encounter happens or every ass is going to get eaten where a sexual encounter happens. But it's like if I'm in a fucking relationship with somebody, all things are going to be done. So like, huh?

[purr]: 35:29

All right.

[bernie]: 35:29

And the fact that he's gotten away with that for a year, a full entire year of dating.

[purr]: 35:34

And she's

[bernie]: 35:34

in life.

[purr]: 35:34

topping him off. Go to hell.

[bernie]: 35:37

It sounds like in the best way as well, because he said there was no complaints.

[purr]: 35:42

Go

[bernie]: 35:42

So,

[purr]: 35:43

to hell.

[bernie]: 35:43

yeah.

[purr]: 35:43

And it sounds like she's literally perfect in every other way. You just don't like how her fucking lips look.

[bernie]: 35:52

Yeah, I don't think that that's that serious.

[purr]: 35:54

Maybe you got it. And that's it. It is what it is.

[bernie]: 36:01

You have

[purr]: 36:01

I'm

[bernie]: 36:01

to secretly

[purr]: 36:02

channeling

[bernie]: 36:02

hate

[purr]: 36:02

my

[bernie]: 36:02

her.

[purr]: 36:03

inner boondocks, my inner Riley Freeman, Nick Ugaid,

[bernie]: 36:07

Maybe you

[purr]: 36:07

and that's okay.

[bernie]: 36:09

can. And that's

[purr]: 36:09

They

[bernie]: 36:09

finally,

[purr]: 36:09

still got room over there, right?

[bernie]: 36:11

we have like a little bit is limited capacity at this point because I think we just need to start

[purr]: 36:15

Okay.

[bernie]: 36:15

taking, we need to start thinking some ideas around this.

[purr]: 36:21

Do they not have room over there anymore? Like, it's okay. Like, just go over there, you

[bernie]: 36:26

No,

[purr]: 36:26

know?

[bernie]: 36:26

dead ass, there's plenty of space over here. So in like, again, we're in this climate of like, nobody gives a fuck. Do you, you can find

[purr]: 36:35

to

[bernie]: 36:35

your

[purr]: 36:35

literally

[bernie]: 36:35

community.

[purr]: 36:35

care less.

[bernie]: 36:37

You can find your community. You can find whatever your situation is that you're looking for. You will not go without whatever, you know what I'm saying? Like, you'll be gonna be fine. Just live your truth.

[purr]: 36:53

That was weird to me. I was like, what do we think about this? So the question is, is he the asshole? He's absolutely the asshole because he's asking her to get a surgery. So he would be

[bernie]: 37:10

comfortable.

[purr]: 37:11

more comfortable with looking at her genital.

[bernie]: 37:17

That is

[purr]: 37:18

I

[bernie]: 37:18

infuriating.

[purr]: 37:18

want him to bring it up to her and I want her to tell him in like three different languages to go fuck himself.

[bernie]: 37:25

Yes.

[purr]: 37:27

I hope she's like multilingual and she can tell him in like English, Spanish, French to go to go to fucking hell.

[bernie]: 37:38

Like, I'm imagining if he even thought about this scenario, if she were to say, hey, your dick's really not like big enough, were you, could you just like go get it enlarged? I'm willing to pay for the surgery, I just want it to be a

[purr]: 37:52

Cause then

[bernie]: 37:52

little

[purr]: 37:52

he would be

[bernie]: 37:53

bigger.

[purr]: 37:53

crying.

[bernie]: 37:53

He'd be like, what the fuck are you saying to me?

[purr]: 37:58

Yeah, then you'd be fucking crying. So like, the audacity.

[bernie]: 38:03

Yeah, like the whole thing sounds insane. Insane, to even like, read what you wrote down, nigga. Like, this sounds fucking bananas. He had to like spell check

[purr]: 38:14

Right.

[bernie]: 38:14

that bitch and read back through it. So like,

[purr]: 38:15

Read it back to yourself out loud.

[bernie]: 38:17

three times out loud and then put the shoe on your fucking foot.

[purr]: 38:22

and then come back to it.

[bernie]: 38:24

Yeah. Insane.

[purr]: 38:27

Uh oh.

[bernie]: 38:30

Okay, so this other thing for the meets that you sent me, this shit... I actually really did love this perspective from this young lady.

[purr]: 38:40

See you soon.

[bernie]: 38:42

Hopefully this goes across well in here. Hold on, y'all. Bear with us. I love you. you a liar. You got you a bitch and I had to hear from this bitch what your relationship was about. No, we not fucking no more. I want to see other people. You act like you're the only fucker in this relationship that other people want to fuck. No, we, no. Let's, let's be real. Let's, so what we gonna do is we gonna stay together. We gonna have a beautiful life together for the rest of our lives. We gonna continue getting money together. We gonna continue raising this little girl together. We gonna have a fabulous home. We're gonna love and take care of each other. people and I hope you do too. Jesus Christ. And we will never ever talk about it. Don't bring me no babies. Don't bring me no diseases. But we gonna do what we want to do outside this house because to this point it has worked. I'm sorry for me. Great. Because I love you. Yeah. Very interesting

[purr]: 39:43

Amen.

[bernie]: 39:44

perspective.

[purr]: 39:46

I mean, I get it. You're not about to be the only person in here cheating. Let's just open up the relationship then, because you think I don't have niggas?

[bernie]: 39:59

And that's

[purr]: 39:59

Like,

[bernie]: 39:59

the point.

[purr]: 40:00

that's my question.

[bernie]: 40:01

I feel like that's really like the big takeaway that I really got that she put that in perspective though. I think people forget like, do you not think that people wanna fuck me too? Like just as you do in your, like I could have been doing that. Like it's not like my door hasn't been getting beat down. Like, you know

[purr]: 40:16

Right.

[bernie]: 40:16

what I'm saying? Just in perspective.

[purr]: 40:16

I just,

[bernie]: 40:17

It's

[purr]: 40:17

I

[bernie]: 40:17

like.

[purr]: 40:17

chose loyalty and you didn't. So...

[bernie]: 40:23

Yeah.

[purr]: 40:23

Alright, since we not doing loyalty, well, I'm about to...

[bernie]: 40:27

If you

[purr]: 40:28

You know, I got a fucking line at the doop. So I'm gonna start seeing what that's all about, you know?

[bernie]: 40:33

Right. And like also her other piece of like, you know, yeah, we're gonna stay together and we're gonna see other people because at this point, it's worked. Meaning like, she thought everything was fine and everything was going well until she probably found this piece of information, whatever the case is. And that's where the unfolding came. So it's like, clearly it's worked because you've been doing your thing. So let's just go back to what we were doing. And I'll just be doing my thing. And we can just keep

[purr]: 41:00

Mm-hmm.

[bernie]: 41:01

it pushing because it's work.

[purr]: 41:04

Yeah,

[bernie]: 41:04

I understand

[purr]: 41:04

just open

[bernie]: 41:04

that.

[purr]: 41:05

the relationship. Don't bring me no babies, don't bring me no STDs, I'll do the same. But yeah, let's just open the relationship. We'll continue being partners as far as like finances, business, and the marriage and stuff like that. But yeah, I'm gonna fuck other people because up until now, I chose loyalty and you didn't. I love it.

[bernie]: 41:30

Love it, I

[purr]: 41:31

I

[bernie]: 41:31

love

[purr]: 41:31

wish a nigga

[bernie]: 41:31

it.

[purr]: 41:32

would to me, cause I'm gonna do the same thing.

[bernie]: 41:34

I love it. But

[purr]: 41:37

It's

[bernie]: 41:37

yeah.

[purr]: 41:37

like cheating back, but like almost like it's not even, it's better than cheating back because you're like, I'm not going anywhere. We're still gonna do this,

[bernie]: 41:53

Right.

[purr]: 41:53

but I'm gonna do, I'm gonna pull a you on you. And it's crazy because men can't handle it when it's done back to them.

[bernie]: 42:00

Well,

[purr]: 42:00

So it's

[bernie]: 42:00

yeah,

[purr]: 42:00

like,

[bernie]: 42:01

ego,

[purr]: 42:02

she wins.

[bernie]: 42:03

ego of like, damn,

[purr]: 42:04

She win!

[bernie]: 42:06

because it's this perspective of like, oh, another man's having something that's quote on.

[purr]: 42:14

but it's never seen the other way around. Like,

[bernie]: 42:18

Now.

[purr]: 42:20

you're very butt hurt, but you don't see how I'm hurt by you fucking other bitches.

[bernie]: 42:26

Right. Yeah,

[purr]: 42:30

That's crazy to me, but

[bernie]: 42:31

it's really wild.

[purr]: 42:32

I applaud her. I love

[bernie]: 42:34

Same.

[purr]: 42:34

it.

[bernie]: 42:35

But I think, again, it goes back to the same conversation we've literally been having. It's like, just open the door. Like, you never know what somebody is really down for if you just ask them. Give people that fucking option. Give them the goddamn option to decide.

[purr]: 42:56

so much.

[bernie]: 42:57

I know.

[purr]: 42:58

Shout out to that lady.

[bernie]: 42:59

Yeah, this was on poetic underscore. Hold on, let me poetic, poetic underscore style on Instagram. If you're curious. So let's get into the red.

[purr]: 43:16

Oh

[bernie]: 43:17

Where should we start?

[purr]: 43:21

And I'll be messy.

[bernie]: 43:23

There is quite a few of them here, let's see. Here we go. Let's start here. This one says My girlfriend told all her friends that I drink her piss.

[purr]: 43:42

Whoa, whoa,

[bernie]: 43:43

This

[purr]: 43:44

whoa.

[bernie]: 43:44

has been the Am I Wrong

[purr]: 43:45

That's

[bernie]: 43:45

Thread.

[purr]: 43:45

how we coming off?

[bernie]: 43:47

Yeah.

[purr]: 43:47

This how we starting? Okay.

[bernie]: 43:50

It's just like, you know, right off. So she told

[purr]: 43:55

So he

[bernie]: 43:55

them,

[purr]: 43:55

read the group chat.

[bernie]: 43:57

yes. So she told

[purr]: 43:59

That's

[bernie]: 43:59

them

[purr]: 44:00

his

[bernie]: 44:00

about

[purr]: 44:00

fault.

[bernie]: 44:00

how at first I only had her pee on my face before we moved further and had her pissed directly into my mouth. We had talked about this before and agreed not to tell anyone, but then she went on and bragged about it to all of her friends. Anyways, it's just really embarrassing. I then confronted her and she said that it's her sex life and she has the right to tell her friends. Am I wrong for being upset with her?

[purr]: 44:27

So here's the thing, you have to... I assume things that I could do could end up in the group chat. And I expect that you know that things that you do can end up in the group chat.

[bernie]: 44:48

And

[purr]: 44:48

People

[bernie]: 44:48

I feel

[purr]: 44:48

have

[bernie]: 44:48

like

[purr]: 44:48

ended up in the group chat for less.

[bernie]: 44:50

I feel like that's a mutual respect sort of thing to know that like, yeah, this could possibly end up in that space. I understand that.

[purr]: 44:57

Yeah.

[bernie]: 44:58

Especially like, yeah. Oh, yeah.

[purr]: 45:02

And she didn't sign no NDA. So yeah, I'ma tell. I'ma tell. Now I pissed in your mouth.

[bernie]: 45:08

But how did he

[purr]: 45:09

Like.

[bernie]: 45:09

find out though? Like, I just

[purr]: 45:12

He must have

[bernie]: 45:13

I feel

[purr]: 45:13

been

[bernie]: 45:13

like,

[purr]: 45:13

snooping through her phone and that's his bug.

[bernie]: 45:15

yeah, he shouldn't have. Yeah, if you found out in a way that you weren't supposed to find out, then that's on you.

[purr]: 45:20

And if you're gonna go through the phone like, Lord, God forbid, don't look at the group chat. That's the worst place to look.

[bernie]: 45:28

is not a place you go darling.

[purr]: 45:30

Oh my god. Like the group chat between the girls? Are you kidding me? You're only hurting yourself?

[bernie]: 45:41

you're only hurting yourself. Okay, so this next one, I wrote the caption on this bitch as I got a bad idea. You know the Ariana song? This sound like a bad idea.

[purr]: 45:52

Yes.

[bernie]: 45:53

So definitely it says, I'm having a, this is a dude, I'm having an MFM with my fiance. Is this a horrible idea? So MFM

[purr]: 46:03

Is that...

[bernie]: 46:03

three, so

[purr]: 46:04

Two men?

[bernie]: 46:05

yeah, two dudes. So this

[purr]: 46:07

Okay.

[bernie]: 46:07

is with my best friend. So my fiance. a woman, his best friend, a dude have been discussing exploring our relationship boundaries in a healthy manner for over a year, oh no, just him and her. So we talked about the exhibitionism, going to sex clubs, threesomes, joining sex positive groups in our area. Initially, we both agreed that exhibitionism would be our stepping stone into more of an open lifestyle. I have a close male friend around the same age as me that we have considered inviting to our bedroom. He's attractive, respectful, super laid back, and non-judgmental. Both he and my fiance find each other attractive and have said in the past that they would hook up if they were single. He makes for an ideal candidate. My question is having a third that is a close friend to both of us a massive mistake. I'm not a jealous person, so this doesn't bother me. It excites me to see my fiance be the center of attention. but will this destroy a friendship? I don't think it will, but I might have a rose tinted glasses on, love feedback. Another issue that pops into my head is that what my fiance said to me the other night, she believes that the best way to initiate this talk to him solo without me, and then slowly initiate sex acts and then invite me to join. This itself made me a little bit weary as them doing stuff solo is a little outside of my comfort zone at the moment. Is this an okay approach? Honestly, don't know. Them doing stuff solo is best. I wouldn't be that surprised if I straight up asked him if he wanted to join and he'd say yeah, but my fiance says that it might scare him off. We're planning on doing this in the next few weeks.

[purr]: 47:45

I think she went to fucking sprain. I'm not even gonna

[bernie]: 47:47

I'm

[purr]: 47:47

hold

[bernie]: 47:47

sorry.

[purr]: 47:47

you.

[bernie]: 47:52

He like, I wanna see that meat.

[purr]: 47:55

Yeah, she...

[bernie]: 47:56

I think he

[purr]: 47:56

I think

[bernie]: 47:57

might

[purr]: 47:57

she

[bernie]: 47:57

have

[purr]: 47:57

wanna

[bernie]: 47:57

a

[purr]: 47:57

fuck

[bernie]: 47:57

king

[purr]: 47:57

his

[bernie]: 47:57

like

[purr]: 47:57

friend.

[bernie]: 47:58

it sound like just reading the thing. It's not like he like, I want to see that. I want to see my friends meet sliding in out of my fiance. Like he trying to.

[purr]: 48:05

Yeah, it's getting... it's getting cocked!

[bernie]: 48:07

Cug. You want to see some.

[purr]: 48:10

Just getting cockadoodledoo.

[bernie]: 48:12

Yeah.

[purr]: 48:12

Um. But yeah,

[bernie]: 48:15

Not

[purr]: 48:15

I

[bernie]: 48:15

cock-a-doodle-doo,

[purr]: 48:15

think she...

[bernie]: 48:16

I'm sad.

[purr]: 48:20

Excuse me. Cockadoodledoo. Oh.

[bernie]: 48:24

Okay, so wait, the first he said the issue that pops into his head is that his fiancee She wants to do the initiating with him solo and then him to come into the room. Oh, that's weird I don't know. I mean what you think

[purr]: 48:34

That's why I was like, I think she just wanna, I think she just wanna piece with his friend. I

[bernie]: 48:42

Okay.

[purr]: 48:42

think Ms. Mama's like, you know, since you wanna be there, sure,

[bernie]: 48:47

That's

[purr]: 48:47

but like

[bernie]: 48:47

what it's giving

[purr]: 48:48

I would

[bernie]: 48:48

it!

[purr]: 48:48

just like to have permission to just fuck your friend, fuck your

[bernie]: 48:52

just

[purr]: 48:52

homeboy.

[bernie]: 48:52

fuck your friend. Oh my god.

[purr]: 48:59

Because he said that she wanted to... She wanted him to like kind of initiate the sexual acts between them first and then he

[bernie]: 49:11

Yeah,

[purr]: 49:11

slowly

[bernie]: 49:11

and then

[purr]: 49:11

integrates

[bernie]: 49:12

he comes

[purr]: 49:12

his way

[bernie]: 49:12

in like,

[purr]: 49:12

in.

[bernie]: 49:13

he comes in the bedroom like, hey!

[purr]: 49:17

Hey! How's it going? Y'all need

[bernie]: 49:19

How

[purr]: 49:19

anything?

[bernie]: 49:19

y'all doin'?

[purr]: 49:22

Y'all need anything?

[bernie]: 49:23

Uh...

[purr]: 49:23

Water? Condoms?

[bernie]: 49:26

Yeah, no, that could definitely be

[purr]: 49:27

I don't

[bernie]: 49:28

weird.

[purr]: 49:28

know.

[bernie]: 49:28

At least the whole set of like, they need to all be in the same room when the initiation happens. I definitely think that. But aside from that, he does say he doesn't have any like sort of jealousy in him, like to be jealous over that. But I do think it'd be kind of weird to fuck your friend.

[purr]: 49:42

Because he's a cockadoodledoo.

[bernie]: 49:44

Yeah, I mean, I guess if he's not gonna be jealous about it, I think then he needs to actually consider his fiance wanting more pieces of his friend because she already wanted to fuck him. So that is what I think

[purr]: 49:59

That's

[bernie]: 49:59

needs

[purr]: 49:59

what...

[bernie]: 49:59

to be sorted. You're right, that's what needs to be sorted.

[purr]: 50:04

Mm-hmm.

[bernie]: 50:04

Otherwise,

[purr]: 50:04

For me,

[bernie]: 50:05

go

[purr]: 50:05

that's

[bernie]: 50:05

for

[purr]: 50:05

what it's...

[bernie]: 50:05

it.

[purr]: 50:07

Yeah, to me, that's what it's sounding like. She... She's allowing him. She's giving him grace to be there. But honestly, she would be happy just fucking his friend. And just, ooh. But if you popped in, huh, okay.

[bernie]: 50:26

Ah!

[purr]: 50:28

Cause I feel like it's benefiting her either way. Like she won a fuck the friend, but it's like, oh, okay. If I can get two guys in the room, get DP,

[bernie]: 50:40

Even better. I

[purr]: 50:41

I'm still

[bernie]: 50:41

just

[purr]: 50:41

winning, you know? Or,

[bernie]: 50:43

get friends, you

[purr]: 50:43

I don't know.

[bernie]: 50:43

know? Yeah. And I get to fuck his friend, too.

[purr]: 50:46

She can't, she can't lose.

[bernie]: 50:47

And they've already considered this, so they've been looking at the friend. And at least

[purr]: 50:51

Yeah.

[bernie]: 50:51

she has. Yeah.

[purr]: 50:53

She can't lose in this situation.

[bernie]: 50:54

She definitely isn't losing. Well, you know

[purr]: 50:58

Thanks

[bernie]: 50:58

what?

[purr]: 50:58

for

[bernie]: 50:59

Maybe

[purr]: 50:59

watching.

[bernie]: 50:59

it is a good idea. Go through with it. I just think they need to start with all three of them in the same room. If they want to start off in a good foot. And just be

[purr]: 51:07

Yeah.

[bernie]: 51:07

prepared for her to possibly fuck him outside of you guys. possible.

[purr]: 51:12

Cause it definitely sounds like that might be what she want to do.

[bernie]: 51:16

It's possible.

[purr]: 51:17

That's the vibes I'm getting.

[bernie]: 51:19

Yeah, same. I'm getting much of the same. Let's help this young lady out. This is in the dating advice. It says, why did the guy I am seeing delete his social media after I asked a question about who he follows? 31 year old woman, I was about to add the guy, 32 year old, I'm dating on IG. I looked to see who he's following and I saw he follows a bunch of IG models and some other girls who are at least a decade younger than him. He is about to start uni in the city and we live we live in and I saw a girl who looked to be 18 to 21 that he follows, who also goes to the same uni he will be going to. I asked him about it and he said that he didn't know who I was talking about and then deleted his IG and accused me of cyber stalking. I told him most people look at who other people follow because you can kind of get a read on who they are based on who they follow. And I did not feel like I was cyber stalking him. Why would he delete his IG after I asked about who he follows?

[purr]: 52:26

uh I don't think

[bernie]: 52:29

Cough.

[purr]: 52:29

he deleted it I think he blocked her so There's that. Just my, just my initial, cause who the fuck deletes their social media just because someone asked that. Who the fuck deletes their social media?

[bernie]: 52:51

Oh,

[purr]: 52:52

Bitch,

[bernie]: 52:52

this

[purr]: 52:52

you're blocked.

[bernie]: 52:52

poor,

[purr]: 52:53

Blocked.

[bernie]: 52:55

this poor bitch, she really thought, she said, why would he delete? Baby, it's not deleted, you're blind.

[purr]: 53:02

Bitch, do you know there's a blog button? You're blocked.

[bernie]: 53:07

And honestly, like, there's a disconnect somewhere

[purr]: 53:11

This bitch

[bernie]: 53:11

with me.

[purr]: 53:11

is stupid.

[bernie]: 53:12

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because why one, why would she a tell him that she went through his IG followers? Yes, that's something that we do. But like,

[purr]: 53:20

Yeah,

[bernie]: 53:20

you don't

[purr]: 53:20

but like,

[bernie]: 53:20

tell the nigga that.

[purr]: 53:21

why are you saying that?

[bernie]: 53:24

You just take

[purr]: 53:24

Yeah,

[bernie]: 53:24

note

[purr]: 53:25

I'm

[bernie]: 53:25

of

[purr]: 53:25

gonna

[bernie]: 53:25

it.

[purr]: 53:25

go through, you take no, like, okay, this is a bunch of young bitches. Me personally, I go through and I'm like, I just wanna see what the content is like, cause it's like. If you following a bunch of white bitches, I'm like, then why are you here entertaining me?

[bernie]: 53:41

Okay, that's

[purr]: 53:42

Cause

[bernie]: 53:42

fact.

[purr]: 53:42

it's like, I don't fit the aesthetic. So

[bernie]: 53:44

Yeah,

[purr]: 53:45

I'm

[bernie]: 53:45

yeah,

[purr]: 53:45

like,

[bernie]: 53:45

yeah.

[purr]: 53:45

why are you,

[bernie]: 53:46

Yeah.

[purr]: 53:46

I'm not trying to be your first black girl. I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. I'm not trying to do it.

[bernie]: 53:51

And that's

[purr]: 53:51

And that goes

[bernie]: 53:52

fair.

[purr]: 53:52

for anybody. That goes for any race.

[bernie]: 53:54

That's definitely

[purr]: 53:54

Like I'm not

[bernie]: 53:55

bio

[purr]: 53:55

trying to be

[bernie]: 53:55

worthy.

[purr]: 53:55

your first.

[bernie]: 53:55

Like I don't want to be your first black girl. Boom. Just let niggas know

[purr]: 53:59

I'm

[bernie]: 53:59

right

[purr]: 53:59

not,

[bernie]: 53:59

off the top.

[purr]: 53:59

I'm going through the followers. Like I'm trying to see what the aesthetic look like. And if I don't see nobody that look like me, then baby why you over here? You know,

[bernie]: 54:09

Yeah.

[purr]: 54:09

I'm not trying to be your experiment. I'm not,

[bernie]: 54:13

I

[purr]: 54:13

I'm not

[bernie]: 54:13

honestly,

[purr]: 54:13

doing that.

[bernie]: 54:13

I love that. That's great advice.

[purr]: 54:15

I'm not.

[bernie]: 54:16

I am not trying to be your fucking

[purr]: 54:18

So

[bernie]: 54:18

experiment.

[purr]: 54:18

go through those followers, sis. Absolutely go through them.

[bernie]: 54:22

But don't tell the

[purr]: 54:22

See

[bernie]: 54:22

nigga

[purr]: 54:22

what you

[bernie]: 54:23

babe.

[purr]: 54:23

can find out, but don't tell them. Don't tell them. But

[bernie]: 54:26

Yeah.

[purr]: 54:28

just so y'all know, I am looking through y'all's shit. Absolutely.

[bernie]: 54:32

Absolutely. I'm dead. She's

[purr]: 54:34

Or it's

[bernie]: 54:34

dead.

[purr]: 54:34

a bunch of strippers and shit like, okay, so.

[bernie]: 54:38

Why are you

[purr]: 54:38

Not

[bernie]: 54:38

over

[purr]: 54:38

gonna

[bernie]: 54:39

here

[purr]: 54:39

have

[bernie]: 54:39

with

[purr]: 54:39

nothing

[bernie]: 54:39

me?

[purr]: 54:39

against strippers, but it's just like, like I said, like I barely show my legs. Just like, I know

[bernie]: 54:48

Maybe he sees something.

[purr]: 54:48

I'm not fitting the criteria here. So, just taking a note, mental note.

[bernie]: 54:56

Yeah, yeah, absolutely. That's great actual dating advice, I think. Just again, so you know like, hey, I don't wanna be here, if you don't, I don't wanna be in your experiment.

[purr]: 55:08

I don't want to be experiment. I don't want to be your experimental black girl. I don't want to be experimental anything. Like.

[bernie]: 55:15

Mm-mm. No.

[purr]: 55:18

No.

[bernie]: 55:20

Okay, here's this last one. It's really quick and simple. This is in, okay, this is in the swingers category. It says, am I wrong for immediately ignoring

[purr]: 55:28

Oh

[bernie]: 55:28

picks

[purr]: 55:28

dear.

[bernie]: 55:29

of people with messy, dirty backgrounds? Let me preface this by saying, we have two kids, two dogs, my spouse, and we both work a full-time job. Our home usually looks like a tornado and has blown through, but we take our pride in our home and spend time picking up and cleaning within reason. Why do people share pictures of themselves when they can clearly see that the background is cluttered, dresser, cow-

[purr]: 55:53

Hehehehehehe AHHHH

[bernie]: 56:00

Oh my

[purr]: 56:00

The question

[bernie]: 56:01

God.

[purr]: 56:01

is valid as fuck though.

[bernie]: 56:03

So valid. She said, why

[purr]: 56:05

It's

[bernie]: 56:05

do people

[purr]: 56:05

so

[bernie]: 56:05

share

[purr]: 56:05

valid.

[bernie]: 56:05

pictures of themselves when they can clearly see that the background there is cluttered dressers, counters, bathroom mirror, covered in toothpaste. I can't be the only one who finds this as an immediate turn off. If your house is that filthy, it's a no for me right off the start.

[purr]: 56:21

Period. Period because, no for real though, I don't think that's outlandish at all.

[bernie]: 56:29

I don't think that

[purr]: 56:30

I'm

[bernie]: 56:30

is

[purr]: 56:30

looking

[bernie]: 56:30

crazy.

[purr]: 56:30

at that background. If you got a fucking roach crawling on your wall in the background, I'ma feel some

[bernie]: 56:36

Yeah,

[purr]: 56:36

t-

[bernie]: 56:38

that's a fair critique. That's a fair critique

[purr]: 56:41

Or

[bernie]: 56:41

to

[purr]: 56:41

you

[bernie]: 56:41

be

[purr]: 56:41

got

[bernie]: 56:41

like, you

[purr]: 56:41

dirty,

[bernie]: 56:41

know what?

[purr]: 56:43

dirty clothes and dirty drawings, it's dirty in the background. You

[bernie]: 56:47

It's

[purr]: 56:47

taking

[bernie]: 56:47

messy

[purr]: 56:47

a mirror

[bernie]: 56:47

over there,

[purr]: 56:48

selfie,

[bernie]: 56:48

I don't wanna go.

[purr]: 56:49

mirror dirty, counter dirty, it look dirty. I don't wanna come over there.

[bernie]: 56:55

Imagine the toilet seat. Yeah, I don't want to go over there However, maybe it could be a bad day. I'd still would opt for another photo but if

[purr]: 57:08

You

[bernie]: 57:08

it's

[purr]: 57:08

know they

[bernie]: 57:08

all

[purr]: 57:08

say a

[bernie]: 57:09

but

[purr]: 57:09

picture

[bernie]: 57:09

if it

[purr]: 57:09

speaks a thousand words.

[bernie]: 57:12

But

[purr]: 57:13

And...

[bernie]: 57:13

if you're swiping through and it's all bad days definitely a red

[purr]: 57:21

mm-hmm the one thing like I Don't want to go to nobody's house. That's dirty. I was I have Praise the Lord. I have fucked with clean people They ain't shit, but they kept their house clean. I'm

[bernie]: 57:40

Okay.

[purr]: 57:41

like, ooh, thank God. I'd rather a nigga be OCD than they should to be dirty.

[bernie]: 57:47

Honestly

[purr]: 57:48

Like

[bernie]: 57:48

saying.

[purr]: 57:48

I can't, I'm not staying over there if it's dirty. Honestly, I'm not doing it. If your place is dirty, I'm not spending the night. If I feel like something could crawl on me in the middle of the night, I'm not gonna stay.

[bernie]: 58:02

or like if it stink over there like... Yeah, or it look like it stink like no.

[purr]: 58:13

Yeah, I don't think that's wrong at all

[bernie]: 58:15

I don't think so whatsoever. I think that's a fair critique to say absolutely not. It's gonna be a pass for me. It's fucking filthy over there.

[purr]: 58:24

Hell yeah, who wants to be in filth? And

[bernie]: 58:28

Yeah.

[purr]: 58:29

that's a red flag. You can't even make sure the picture looks presentable. Like that's the one thing that you could like, you know, fake.

[bernie]: 58:39

You can fix that. Yeah, you could definitely

[purr]: 58:41

You

[bernie]: 58:41

fix

[purr]: 58:41

could

[bernie]: 58:41

that.

[purr]: 58:41

fix that, you could fake that, you can be like, oh, let me just hide this real quick, you know,

[bernie]: 58:46

Okay,

[purr]: 58:47

and it's not

[bernie]: 58:47

set it up like, yeah.

[purr]: 58:48

the real life, you know. And it could be completely different from when you go over there, you're like, oh, that's just kind of dirty. But you can't even make it presentable for the picture. Red

[bernie]: 59:00

No,

[purr]: 59:00

flag.

[bernie]: 59:01

no.

[purr]: 59:01

Absolutely.

[bernie]: 59:02

And you're rightfully so good to pass on that bet. You don't need to feel any type

[purr]: 59:06

Mm-hmm.

[bernie]: 59:06

of way. It's a pass.

[purr]: 59:09

Mm-mm. She is not the asshole.

[bernie]: 59:13

not at all um okay i think

[purr]: 59:16

to call.

[bernie]: 59:16

that that's fat too say for y'all

[purr]: 59:19

That was fat.

[bernie]: 59:22

that was i'm sorry the pit the friend sharing that uh he should have known that he shouldn't have been um he should have known that the friends were gonna find out about her drink him drinking the piss why would her friends not know

[purr]: 59:35

I'm sorry. If I pissed that nigga off, I'm going straight to the group chat.

[bernie]: 59:40

Okay. And everybody expects the same courtesy.

[purr]: 59:47

Y'all better tell me.

[bernie]: 59:51

Let me know.

[purr]: 59:53

But then things have gone into the group chat that are way less outlandish.

[bernie]: 59:58

Way less. So that is just like, and plus

[purr]: 1:00:02

You

[bernie]: 1:00:02

it's not

[purr]: 1:00:02

look

[bernie]: 1:00:02

that serious.

[purr]: 1:00:02

piss in the mouth is wild. Like that's wild. But chances are I'm not giving a name. And then like you probably have like a nickname.

[bernie]: 1:00:14

Yeah.

[purr]: 1:00:14

And they don't even like, you know, know you like that. Like they say if you actually are calling like a guy by like their actual name, like, oh, you actually like them.

[bernie]: 1:00:25

Oh, that's

[purr]: 1:00:25

But

[bernie]: 1:00:25

true.

[purr]: 1:00:25

you know, if they have like a nickname,

[bernie]: 1:00:27

Like a big man, yeah.

[purr]: 1:00:29

they're kind of just, you know, you know who they are, but it's not that serious.

[bernie]: 1:00:37

Yeah, it's kind of it's just a season maybe.

[purr]: 1:00:40

Yeah.

[bernie]: 1:00:40

Yeah.

[purr]: 1:00:43

But like get over it sir, you didn't sign an NDA.

[bernie]: 1:00:45

Like,

[purr]: 1:00:45

Shut

[bernie]: 1:00:45

get

[purr]: 1:00:45

up.

[bernie]: 1:00:46

over it. Get over it. Okay, y'all, you know where to find us on X Wise Freaks Pod on fucking Instagram. Wise Freaks Pod and on TikTok, Wise Freaks Pod.

[purr]: 1:00:59

I hate that.

[bernie]: 1:01:00

I am so done.

[purr]: 1:01:03

Damn,

[bernie]: 1:01:03

Yeah.

[purr]: 1:01:03

so we're gonna have to change the...

[bernie]: 1:01:05

Yeah, I think so, right? Oh, fuck, you're right, we do. God damn

[purr]: 1:01:10

I don't want to change it.

[bernie]: 1:01:12

it. Honestly.

[purr]: 1:01:13

Find us on Malcolm X at

[bernie]: 1:01:15

Yes.

[purr]: 1:01:16

wisefreakspie. No.

[bernie]: 1:01:21

Yeah, we drop episodes every Tuesday also same place same time same platform or try

[purr]: 1:01:25

every

[bernie]: 1:01:25

a different

[purr]: 1:01:26

fucking

[bernie]: 1:01:26

one

[purr]: 1:01:26

week.

[bernie]: 1:01:27

yeah

[purr]: 1:01:27

We don't miss a fucking week. We might miss one week.

[bernie]: 1:01:33

maybe

[purr]: 1:01:33

That one thing,

[bernie]: 1:01:34

that

[purr]: 1:01:34

maybe.

[bernie]: 1:01:34

one thing that one thing but

[purr]: 1:01:37

We might miss, but we still give something.

[bernie]: 1:01:40

Yes,

[purr]: 1:01:40

Like we

[bernie]: 1:01:40

like,

[purr]: 1:01:40

don't miss a week, y'all.

[bernie]: 1:01:41

there's always some content in this bitch.

[purr]: 1:01:44

Yeah.

[bernie]: 1:01:45

So yeah, we'll see y'all same place, same time next week. Holla.

[purr]: 1:01:50

Bye.

[bernie]: 1:01:54

Everything turned out f-