In this weeks episode, prepare for a whirlwind of discussions that'll keep you on the edge of your seat! From conducting mental health check-ins to recounting a peculiar incident at a corned beef deli, we're diving into a plethora of intriguing topics. Get ready for quirky finds like booty hole keychains (bizarre content uncovered on Facebook). Plus, we'll dish on the latest in entertainment, including insights on the TV series "Baddies ATL," Cam Newton's viral video sensation, and the Tyler Perry's film "Mea Culpa."
But that's not all! We'll also introduce you to our esteemed Baby Daddy of the Week, Trevante Rhodes. Then, we'll pivot to dissecting Reddit posts that cover a spectrum of relationship and sexual dilemmas. From navigating the complexities of marriage dynamics to addressing ethical conundrums like defining cheating, we're leaving no stone unturned. Expect candid discussions on sending explicit photos, disclosing sexual orientation before intimacy, and grappling with insecurities about sexual performance.
Join us for this jam-packed episode of The Wise Freaks Podcast, where every twist and turn promises to keep you engaged and entertained!
Follow Wise Freaks on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok @wisefreakspod. Share on your socials, comment, and @ us to let us know your thoughts on this week's episode!
Warning: Explicit Content Ahead. Buckle up for the Quick Wise Freaks Podcast – where we keep it real, even when things get weird. 🎙️
In this weeks episode, prepare for a whirlwind of discussions that'll keep you on the edge of your seat! From conducting mental health check-ins to recounting a peculiar incident at a corned beef deli, we're diving into a plethora of intriguing topics. Get ready for quirky finds like booty hole keychains (bizarre content uncovered on Facebook). Plus, we'll dish on the latest in entertainment, including insights on the TV series "Baddies ATL," Cam Newton's viral video sensation, and the Tyler Perry's film "Mea Culpa."
But that's not all! We'll also introduce you to our esteemed Baby Daddy of the Week, Trevante Rhodes. Then, we'll pivot to dissecting Reddit posts that cover a spectrum of relationship and sexual dilemmas. From navigating the complexities of marriage dynamics to addressing ethical conundrums like defining cheating, we're leaving no stone unturned. Expect candid discussions on sending explicit photos, disclosing sexual orientation before intimacy, and grappling with insecurities about sexual performance.
Join us for this jam-packed episode of The Wise Freaks Podcast, where every twist and turn promises to keep you engaged and entertained!
Follow Wise Freaks on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok @wisefreakspod. Share on your socials, comment, and @ us to let us know your thoughts on this week's episode!
Warning: Explicit Content Ahead. Buckle up for the Quick Wise Freaks Podcast – where we keep it real, even when things get weird. 🎙️
Bernie (00:07.344)
Hold on. Let me make sure that's good. OK. I don't know why I always move this closer when really I be loud as fuck and people already probably know that. Welcome back to the Wise Freaks podcast. You all should boy burn a stepdad, a popacito per AKB Cyrus. What up?
purr (00:12.858)
testing
purr (00:27.216)
Hey guys we're back and it's your girl Neat CF Baby, Lieutenant Purr and um that girl. Yes so we're back.
Bernie (00:29.36)
Ahem.
Bernie (00:33.314)
I'm not to, yeah.
Bernie (00:40.764)
Okay.
I'm gonna try not to be so loud in the microphone today, because I'll be listening back and I'm like, yeah, I think it might be too close for like what it picks up. And to and to think that I even edit myself to like, the volume to be even more down, because I'll be sounding loud to tell. Like, yeah, niggas just be loud. Like, we all right here.
purr (00:47.792)
Why is it closed?
purr (00:53.84)
Yeah.
purr (01:01.392)
Yeah, this thing picks up pretty good
Bernie (01:12.354)
Everything is right here. The sound will be picked up. It's fine.
purr (01:16.368)
Oh my god. Yeah.
Bernie (01:22.138)
I'm sorry.
purr (01:23.44)
That's funny as hell. Um, yeah, I just think it's good to do a mental health check in. We just watched this man have a mental breakdown at the corned beef deli and I just don't understand why. Like, it was crazy.
Bernie (01:34.14)
Oh
Bernie (01:38.908)
Yo, and this was in Detroit, only in Detroit, but yeah, just do a mental health check. Is everybody good? Are you feeling? Can you feel your toes? Can you feel your hair? Can you wiggle your feet? Can you breathe in and out five times? Make sure you are good. You know what I mean? Just head to toe. Yo.
purr (01:51.438)
Yeah.
purr (01:57.52)
Just do like a head to toe kind of check because I just don't understand why anyone could have a breakdown like that at a corned beef spot.
Bernie (02:09.116)
Bro, this nigga went A.
Bernie (02:17.212)
Okay, that's just like a snippet of what went down that that went on for 90 seconds in total, a minute and 30 seconds.
purr (02:22.544)
of him screaming at the workers for him for them to get his shit together and fuck everybody in here and mind you was multiple niggas in there and I am just so surprised no one stole his ass.
Bernie (02:28.156)
Yeah.
Bernie (02:32.86)
Yeah.
Bernie (02:36.828)
Yes.
Bernie (02:41.296)
Thank God nobody got active, but yeah, just a mental health check as long as you not tearing down the deli over a couple of corned beef sandwiches.
purr (02:53.04)
That shit's too slap though. But I mean, it ain't that serious though, you know? But that shit, yeah. Lose is, yeah. Lose the truth.
Bernie (02:57.212)
Yeah. Nah.
Bernie (03:04.508)
I've not been, I've not been. Where is that located? Why is there, do they have a couple of locations like, or is there, okay, what's the spot that actually go?
purr (03:07.374)
Oh my god.
purr (03:11.344)
They have a couple. There's one. So that one, I feel like that one was the one in the hood. I feel like that's the one on Six Mile. I think, yeah, that's the one by my granny though. Yeah, that one. I like that one. But I just found out there was other ones. I guess, I don't know where that was. I felt like we were closer to Southfield. But yeah, I feel like the one by my granny's house is.
Bernie (03:20.924)
That's probably the best spot.
Bernie (03:25.456)
Yeah.
Bernie (03:32.124)
Yeah.
Bernie (03:37.18)
That's how I feel about Harrells in Chicago. There's one that's always the best, you know, like we have a Harrells out here. It's the same, I guess it's all the chain tied in or whatever, but it's better. Yeah, but it's better in Chicago.
purr (03:40.176)
BEST.
purr (03:47.566)
Oh.
Bernie (03:52.54)
Yeah, it made it way better.
purr (03:57.04)
Yeah, oh yeah, there is one in Southfield. Okay, that was Southfield. Yeah, yeah.
Bernie (04:03.238)
That's how you know they're getting money though, because if you franchising that shit.
purr (04:08.24)
yep the 106 mile I feel like that one is. but anyway yeah just just felt like I should put that out there because that was crazy
Bernie (04:20.828)
No, that's good. That was crazy. That was great. That was great.
purr (04:28.592)
anything else we have for like an intro I think we're just gonna do like some interesting writers that we saw today y 'all cuz yeah
Bernie (04:35.32)
Yeah, it's been one of those. Um, nah, I don't think so. It's yeah, no. Or you know, you had this thing of what is going on over here.
purr (04:50.448)
Huh?
Bernie (04:51.548)
these.
purr (04:53.04)
Oh okay, yes. So I'm really on Facebook and I just went on there and said okay let me watch the reels on Facebook. And...
Bernie (04:54.812)
This is insane.
Bernie (05:03.258)
Wait, this was a real on there?
purr (05:05.452)
Yes. Did you not watch it?
Bernie (05:10.224)
You know, my Facebook be acting up. Like I can see the video right here and I see the stencil of what it is going to be, which looks insane. But it's my Facebook stuff be acting like you don't want to show a bitch nothing. And because I finally was able to get back in.
purr (05:19.182)
Yeah.
purr (05:24.176)
Okay, it's really not a lot on there, but you know, but okay, so let me just, what do you think about the video? I'm just looking kind of happy.
Bernie (05:28.442)
Oh, there it goes.
Bernie (05:37.5)
I'm watching how it is all coming together and this is fucking insane.
purr (05:43.042)
I was coming together. So let me describe what we're seeing here. So this is a video of someone making like little clay booty holes with like their decorate like with hair and then like flowers and stuff like that and they're making them into what they call boochy cat keychains. And I was like what am I watching right now? Like what is going on?
And I guess this is like an actual business that they're making. Booty cat. Keychain. Yeah. And then. Yeah, and I guess you can like get your personalized. She can make like your personalized but whole keychain.
Bernie (06:14.096)
Nigger.
Bernie (06:20.046)
What'd she get? This is key rings, right? Key chains. Yo, they're putting like daisies, wine bottles, flowers, like.
purr (06:37.518)
or I guess like if you want somebody else's boho like she could do that and I'm like is this really where we're at?
Bernie (06:44.028)
We're making Bucci Cat. First of all, Bucci Cat is insane. That is insane. But first of all, we're making customizable butthole keychains. Okay. All right. Have we run out of ideas? Are we just entirely too horny as a society? Like the fuck going on?
purr (06:47.376)
This is insane.
purr (06:57.934)
PJ.
purr (07:01.936)
We're too... Niggas is too horny. Like, it's just... Or too freaky, like... And to say that and we have a freaky podcast, but it's just like, y 'all are too freaky. Because...
Bernie (07:10.616)
Yeah!
Bernie (07:16.604)
I mean, seriously, but whole keychain, like I'm giving, I'm painting a picture of like aesthetically what my but whole would potentially be in. And I'm like putting it on a keychain. All right, cool. Yeah. You know what? I love, make your money. You know what? There's, there's clearly is a market for that. I got to give it to him. I mean, Bucci cat.
purr (07:25.68)
and I'm putting it on a keychain now.
Oh.
purr (07:42.384)
That's what doesn't that say that right it says that it says Bucci cat Did you hear what she said did you hear what she said at the beginning of it?
Bernie (07:56.356)
No!
No, absolutely not.
purr (08:02.704)
Okay, one more time, one more time.
Bernie (08:12.892)
What?
purr (08:35.76)
So she personalized the butt holes, like based on their personality. She's like, they have three cats. So like I put cat ears on it and like the mom has blonde hair. So I put blonde hair on one of the booty holes. And the fact that this is a mother daughter booty hole that she said she had to do, I want everyone to rest it. This is so sick. This is so sickening.
Bernie (08:38.812)
Oh my god.
Bernie (08:56.668)
This... Yo!
What what yeah, this is
purr (09:07.504)
She said we have a pair of mother and daughter booty holes that I'm doing today.
Bernie (09:11.772)
A pair of mother -daughter booty holes. I never want to hear that in the same sense.
purr (09:17.456)
Why are you in your -
Bernie (09:18.716)
That was wild. Great marketing tactics. This is, wow, yeah. Maybe I'm missing something over there on Facebook, man. Like, you don't find shit like that anywhere else, do you? Like that shit, like that.
purr (09:24.664)
Mm -hmm.
purr (09:31.408)
I feel like you don't. That's why I'm like, some of the stuff that I find on Facebook is just like, what is happening?
Bernie (09:39.356)
Yeah, I'm still dead on the floor over this whole like thread of the like the Facebook thing that's still yeah, potion again here. Yeah. Crazy. Facebook, I'm glad it's still thriving in and it's alive and shit.
purr (09:45.358)
Oh, the page, yeah. Sis, is this your man?
purr (09:59.472)
Yeah, I mean...
I'd also be cool with a night, but.
Bernie (10:05.436)
Yeah, I just, I don't think it'll ever go. You know what I mean? Like, I don't think it'll ever.
purr (10:12.432)
No, I think she's always gonna be there.
Bernie (10:12.828)
people still be over there.
purr (10:17.806)
All of them. All of them.
Bernie (10:17.98)
Nah, I don't know about the new people, like, for instance, like, I don't know if like, the 50 now 15s are doing that. No.
purr (10:25.104)
I feel like it's gonna be a while because like yeah I feel like it's gonna be like once all the boomers die then it'll probably die out but until then it's going strong.
Bernie (10:36.932)
Yeah.
Bernie (10:41.852)
Yep. Yeah. It's going strong.
purr (10:44.688)
strong.
Bernie (10:49.596)
than I have.
Bernie (10:54.044)
Bucci cat man, Bucci cat keychains. Insane. Can we shout Shorty? I don't even know what the business is, but you can probably go, I mean, I'm sure there's nobody else making Bucci cat. Fucking keychains.
purr (11:01.392)
I can't make this up.
purr (11:05.648)
Uh...
I
purr (11:13.264)
It's probably, uh...
Bernie (11:14.62)
and customizable boochy keychains in fact, so.
purr (11:24.08)
I don't even see a tag here. Like, I don't even know.
Bernie (11:31.708)
Wow, I'm so happy to live in this era that we are in. Everybody's so creative and everybody's just having fun. This is great.
This is great.
purr (11:44.944)
Okay, okay, I think I found something. Oh my god. Wait, there's more. I don't know if this is the girl specifically, but I just Google booty hole key chains and something came up. And it says BFF buttholes, boobs, vulvas and dicks. And they make
Bernie (11:51.804)
Jesus.
Bernie (12:01.072)
Jesus Christ.
Bernie (12:08.26)
Oh, okay.
purr (12:12.688)
Like this one looks like not the Disney princesses. I, J .O. What I am seeing.
Bernie (12:16.196)
Oh my god. All right, that's drawing the line. Drawing the line.
purr (12:24.496)
Oh my god, they make vaginas.
Bernie (12:28.22)
So they're doing all of it.
Bernie (12:32.764)
So do they all have different names like that? So with the one being the Bucci cat, is there other names for the rest of them?
Bernie (12:45.148)
This is a fascinating business.
purr (12:45.936)
I didn't know this was a thing.
Oh my god, they're on Etsy. Booty hole keychains. Is this a thing?
Bernie (12:56.028)
Oh, this is an industry.
purr (13:00.624)
BODYHOLE ORTIMATE
Bernie (13:05.636)
Wow.
purr (13:08.912)
Oh my god. Okay. Wow.
Bernie (13:14.972)
Wow. What I'm getting out of this is if there's something for everybody, you know what I mean? Still a little something for everybody.
purr (13:25.712)
Okay, uh, yeah.
purr (13:31.568)
I think the young lady who was in that video in particular was Amanda Booth on TikTok or Instagram, Facebook. Shout out to you girl. This is unique. I'll give you that.
Bernie (13:38.394)
Mm -hmm.
Bernie (13:47.068)
Yes. Very.
Bernie (13:54.99)
Wow.
purr (13:56.336)
Mmm. Wow.
Bernie (13:57.626)
Mm -mm -mm. Bootsy cat. All right. Have we arrived at our baby daddies?
purr (14:00.432)
Okay.
purr (14:05.968)
Yes, please, because I have something I need to say.
Bernie (14:09.476)
Okay, mine is a simple and plain and this is for the video that I'm sure you saw went viral But it was
Cam Newton to video.
purr (14:26.414)
Oh yes, yep he was handling the niggas. He was standing on big business.
Bernie (14:29.724)
Yeah, he was handling business. It was like four or five of them and he didn't, he never went down.
purr (14:37.048)
Mm -hmm. He was dragging the niggas to you took that one. He was like we going for a ride and then come on Yeah, I Like that he But also like did y 'all really think that y 'all was gonna take that he gets doesn't he get tackle for a living? Dude's bigger than you guys trying to take him down like
Bernie (14:40.092)
Yeah, they were like.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was wild.
Bernie (15:00.988)
Like, yeah.
way bigger than that. The other side of that too, why, where was the A, the security? Like, why were those people just like running loose and able to even like do something like that? I mean, he doesn't need it clearly, but like, you know, just, just the thought, security might need him. He might, honestly, he could hire Tseke. That bitch was secure.
purr (15:08.304)
And he's huge.
purr (15:17.678)
Isn't EOS a carry?
purr (15:25.104)
Security knee, huh?
purr (15:33.84)
That bitch is... Oh my god.
Bernie (15:37.614)
Jesus.
purr (15:39.28)
She is a beast.
Bernie (15:43.196)
She need to be in the ring somewhere training.
purr (15:45.904)
Yeah, she needs to move on from baddies. She needs to be like opening for Floyd Mayweather. That bitch is a boxer for real. Like...
Bernie (15:54.46)
Yeah.
Bernie (15:59.324)
That shit's crazy.
purr (16:00.814)
That bitch was punching her all in her face and stepped back, bobbing her wings, stepped back and said, bitch, you can't fight. Do do do do, went back to work. In the middle of the fight, bitch, you can't fight.
Bernie (16:07.204)
Yeah.
Like that's insane in the middle of the fight. Yeah, that's not something you want to get involved in. So.
Bernie (16:21.916)
They definitely gonna leave her alone.
Bernie (16:27.036)
for this Jamaican season, whatever's happening with this. This is interesting. I'm trying to figure out how this is happening. Like what is going on?
purr (16:34.64)
I don't know. It's... I don't know. Everything is just so low vibrational. It's just... Sometimes it's just hard. The process. It's getting so spooky.
Bernie (16:42.716)
No.
It's getting spooky. For real.
Yo, I just saw the clip of Natalie saying bow your heads. And slap them. Yes.
purr (16:55.92)
Oh yes, I want to thank the baddie gods. Turn to your neighbor. Say neighbor. Now slap the shit out that bitch.
Bernie (17:05.756)
Like what the hell? Yeah.
purr (17:10.704)
I was like, I thought we were praying.
purr (17:16.592)
And the girl did it. I was like, what is happening?
Bernie (17:18.394)
And they did, you know.
purr (17:27.472)
So yeah, it's gonna be yet another season of girls making a fool of themselves not get picked to be on the show. At least this time, at least a couple girls will get $5 ,000 for making themselves look like an ass on television. So yeah.
Bernie (17:36.412)
Right. Like at what expense?
Bernie (17:45.596)
Right. Isn't that that's that's such a weird concept to you know what I mean? Like what is the what is the challenge? I don't even understand. Like.
purr (17:59.376)
Like, who's the baddest? Like, what all does that entail?
Bernie (18:02.844)
What does that mean? I don't even... I don't know.
purr (18:06.96)
like to get beat up.
Bernie (18:09.372)
I guess.
purr (18:16.866)
Anywho, my baby daddy this week is Trivante Rhodes and that's because I just watched that movie, Mia Culpa on Netflix and if you watched the movie, I feel like you get it.
Bernie (18:18.46)
Who you got?
Bernie (18:24.676)
Okay.
Bernie (18:42.172)
Oh, yeah.
purr (18:44.592)
He just, he has something about him, like a confidence, how he carries himself. It's just very like, mm. Mm -hmm. Yes.
Bernie (18:47.964)
Yeah, great choice, most definitely.
Yeah. Mm hmm. I'm thinking where is he from? Because he does look familiar. Okay, I see what he's been in. Yeah, he was in moonlight. Oh, yeah, bird box. Okay. Yeah. But he definitely got a familiar face.
Bernie (19:14.204)
Definitely good pick. So the movie was...
Eh? Yeah.
purr (19:24.688)
it so
Bernie (19:27.516)
How was Kelly doing? She was doing her thing. I don't know if I've seen her act, but like maybe two, you know, like maybe something else. I can't remember what other movies she did that she did like a quick little stop in, but.
purr (19:29.92)
Tell him it great.
purr (19:39.952)
No, Kelly was great. It's just Mr. Perry. So everything was on point. And someone tweeted this and I totally agree. The movie was good. The plot was good until Tyler Perry decided to be a freaky frog and make everything freaky. And then the plot just kind of went to shit after that.
Bernie (20:06.364)
Uh...
purr (20:06.736)
And then like, as like a horror movie, like it was just weird. It was just...
I don't know. And it was a lot of unanswered questions that were just kind of lingering.
Bernie (20:22.78)
Okay, was it like Jordan Peele weird or no? Okay, okay.
purr (20:27.088)
No, not weird like that, but like weird the turn of events and then it was just some of the acting was kind of just like cheesy or like things didn't make sense like in real life no one would actually do this. You know what I'm saying?
Bernie (20:45.692)
Right. Yeah. Yeah. I still yeah, some of that tend to do that sometimes.
purr (20:49.424)
You gotta watch it. Like when you watch it, you're going to be like, well, what about this? Or how did this happen? If this happened.
Bernie (20:56.526)
Oh, they just make they he fell under the like assumption of Yeah. Yeah. Hmm. Damn. Well, I'm glad she did her thing now.
purr (20:59.382)
A lot of plow holes.
purr (21:04.24)
It's just, yeah.
Mm -hmm. They did their thing.
Bernie (21:11.324)
Right. Right.
purr (21:16.368)
So yeah, death man.
Bernie (21:20.028)
Good pick. That is a great pick. Okay, so let's get into the meats. Great.
purr (21:30.032)
Yes, let's get into these reddit shall we?
purr (21:39.152)
Okay, let's see. Um, okay, this first one we have here. Okay, this is gonna be okay.
Bernie (21:49.946)
Hmm.
purr (21:55.552)
Excuse me Okay, it says am I wrong for not immediately forgiving my wife for sexting another man My wife 32 year old female and I 36 well male married eight months ago We dated for 2 .5 years prior to getting married
Recently we went on a vacation internationally and occasionally she would let me use her phone to check on things because I do not have an international plan on my phone. One day during the trip I asked her if I could use her phone while she was taking a shower. When I had her phone in my hand another man sent her an explicit message. I was surprised by the message coming through and she was in the shower so I clicked on it and saw messages going on for for quite a few back and forth.
messages. that's a weird sentence. okay as I briefly read the conversation yeah
Bernie (22:44.476)
too?
Bernie (22:48.348)
It sounded weird.
purr (22:51.472)
As I briefly read the conversation, I saw messages that she was enthusiastically responding to this man's explicit offers describing things he wanted to do to her. And he, and she responded to explicit things that she wanted to do to him. When she got out of the shower, I asked her who this person was. She said it was an old boyfriend that messages her once in a while and they have known each other for 12 years. She said he lives in a different part of the world and they have never done anything in person.
but they just have these explicit conversations every once in a while. I asked her why she has these conversations and with him and she said...
I think she likes the attention he gives her and likes it when men talk to her like this. Some of the language would not be words that will come to my mind. Another reason I was shocked about this interaction was because some of the messages were right before times we were intimate, which felt really violating to me. I asked her why she did all this and she said that she felt like it wasn't
Bernie (23:51.484)
Hmm.
Bernie (23:58.564)
Hmm.
purr (24:03.604)
I wasn't giving her enough attention that she needs which was surprising to me because earlier that week she asked me to give her more attention and when I did like touching her back or kissing her while we are out and about on vacation she asked me to stop I don't know what to do how can I forgive her should I forgive her
purr (24:31.632)
Yeah, I'm all set on that.
Bernie (24:32.482)
Yeah.
Yeah, he might.
purr (24:39.184)
Like if you're hiding that, like who's to say that y 'all aren't fucking?
Bernie (24:41.724)
Or someone else, yeah.
purr (24:46.276)
Yeah or someone else like it may not just be this guy but like
Bernie (24:48.572)
I may not just be that. That's a lot to question. Yeah, he's going to have to dig more into that one if he wants to keep going on that. But I don't know if that's, I don't think you can recover. Right?
purr (24:59.792)
Divorce.
Bernie (25:03.42)
Yeah. And it hasn't been that long, right?
purr (25:08.336)
No, I think he said, yeah, eight months. Oh, easy annulment, right? You don't even have to go through the whole process, right?
Bernie (25:10.426)
Yeah, eight. Eight months.
Bernie (25:15.42)
Yeah, I think you can I think within it yeah, I think they might be okay Mm -hmm. Damn
purr (25:22.384)
You just get an on -on there.
purr (25:26.864)
Go ahead and run that back bitch.
Bernie (25:29.22)
Mm -hmm. Righty.
purr (25:32.816)
That's crazy.
Bernie (25:35.578)
Some was saying sing.
purr (25:37.68)
Freaky frog.
being a freaky frog.
Bernie (25:44.058)
Yeah.
purr (25:45.168)
Heheheheh
purr (25:50.256)
That shit had me crying. Tyler Perry being a freaky frog.
Bernie (25:59.324)
Isn't that like basically the premise of everything that happens with that, the show, the oval.
purr (26:05.784)
I don't know because I don't watch that shit. Some of his shit is too corny for me. I just can't. Or it's just, I don't know. I don't like that type of just corny ass shit.
Bernie (26:08.668)
Yeah. Yeah.
Bernie (26:18.268)
Very like, they're kind of soap opera. Where like, yeah, you got to fall in love with the characters.
purr (26:22.)
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, soap opera. I feel like those are kind of just like drama, corny, like...
Bernie (26:28.924)
Yes, that's exactly what it is. Yeah.
Bernie (26:35.164)
Okay, let me see.
purr (26:35.278)
My mom used to watch the half and half knots and I was like how the hell do you watch this? She's like it's kind of like a soap and I'm like I guess
Bernie (26:44.688)
Yeah. I think mine too, honestly. Yeah, because it's like the soaps. Mm hmm. I'm right. You should watch those two though, you know.
purr (26:53.2)
like the Young and the Restless, General Hospital and shit. I don't watch them with like my grandma and stuff like that, but I'm just like, I'm not gonna do this just because, you know?
Bernie (26:54.556)
Yeah. Uh huh.
Bernie (27:02.052)
Yeah.
Bernie (27:07.644)
Yeah, it's like too much to catch up on too.
purr (27:09.392)
but yeah, yeah, like you, you know, you start that from the beginning or, you know.
Yeah.
Bernie (27:23.068)
Okay, let me click one of these just random ones. This one says, well, yes. No, it says this isn't it says it's in the dating. It says, is it okay to care about looks in a potential partner? My friend, 42 year old woman keeps setting me up with mid ugly guys when I asked her why my other friend 36 year old woman said that their looks don't determine how they would treat me.
purr (27:29.904)
Well, yes.
Bernie (27:49.372)
but I, a 35 year old woman, really can't force myself to be interested in anyone, especially if, especially because men of varying levels of attractiveness have treated me badly. But I also don't feel like I need a man, so why should I deny my feelings to be with one? I also never asked to be set up, so there's that. Also, one of the guys was old, 60, a 60 year old guy. I'm not against dating an older guy, but it has to be my idea and not a setup.
purr (28:11.118)
Mmm.
purr (28:17.936)
So did she ask her friend to help her and set her up or no?
Bernie (28:22.364)
No, but then her response was she cares about the looks. So it kind of sounds like she's been talking to her about wanting to date and her friend was just kind of doing setting her up which he wasn't asking her to but
purr (28:32.944)
Oh, okay.
Bernie (28:34.108)
Yeah, I don't mean no, it's not wrong to care about looks. I mean,
purr (28:37.464)
No, but like I guess it's not like everything but like yeah you should be attracted to them.
Bernie (28:41.306)
No, yeah.
Right.
Right. Because she said she keeps setting her up with mid ugly.
purr (28:50.256)
And she's basically saying she's like niggas of all facial areas have been shitty to her so she's like who cares. Oh my god. She snuck that in there but she said it.
Bernie (28:58.844)
Right. Right.
Bernie (29:07.356)
She did, cause that was, now I'm thinking about it, I'm like, she didn't even need to put that in there. That was not relevant for me.
purr (29:11.376)
No. And it was just like she felt the need to say that, but it was very unneeded.
Bernie (29:23.228)
But that's basically, you just need to tell your friend like, girl don't set me up unless A, I see what they look like first and you run it by me and I don't want no surprises.
purr (29:34.64)
Yeah, like so just go through like a pre screening process before you Yeah, before she sets you up with She's like she's setting me up with mid to uggo. It sounds like
Bernie (29:38.714)
Yeah.
Bernie (29:49.882)
Yeah.
purr (29:52.24)
Mm. Mm -mm.
Bernie (29:53.18)
But then she also, you know, has to consider that sometimes it's not.
All about that, it's both, you know? Yeah.
purr (30:03.6)
Yeah, like she needs to and like be able to maybe sacrifice a little bit of like the looks for bank account, personality, you know.
Bernie (30:12.816)
Yeah.
but also you do want them to be cute.
purr (30:18.896)
Yeah, like a little bit, but like, okay, not everybody gonna be like a fine ass bitch, you know, like, especially like the men are what? How old 35? Like not everyone's gonna have a hairline.
Bernie (30:19.832)
Yeah.
Bernie (30:30.844)
Yeah, they were they were all older than her. Yeah, they were all older than her.
purr (30:34.734)
like babe, no one's gonna have their hairline still like it's you we have to be realistic here. They're there. They're there. The body is living. This what that's what happens with age. Yeah. Body is living body is like we're not gonna live forever.
Bernie (30:37.82)
Yeah.
That's true. Like, you dating a 45 year old niggas, hairlines might disappear by there. It just might.
Bernie (30:58.78)
Yeah.
purr (31:02.352)
Just be realistic girl and don't be so shallow and this is coming from a shallow ass bitch.
I know I do.
Bernie (31:12.732)
but it takes it to see it so that's already one step in the right direction.
purr (31:15.248)
Okay, takes one to know one.
Okay this one is interesting. Okay this next one says I female 29 caught my husband male 29 watching porn after we had sex only three hours before. I don't know what to do. My husband and I are newlyweds.
We have a very active sex life and we both talk about how amazing and satisfying it is. However, a month ago, I was struggling to sleep to sleep and I found out that he was emotionally cheating on me with a coworker for the first three years of our five year relationship, which he was no longer, no longer only after I found out still friends with.
Bernie (32:09.884)
Oh. Okay, this allowed.
purr (32:12.272)
I decided to forgive him and stay as I love him and I think he is a good guy. He told me it is his biggest regret in life and if he could go back he would and stop himself from doing it. Shut up. Okay.
Bernie (32:26.106)
Like.
purr (32:30.512)
He was very remorseful and said he would do anything to make things work. During this time I noticed that he was watching porn every night after I had gone to bed.
I would go to get a glass of water or something and see him. At first I tried to deal with how I was feeling as these were on nights we didn't have sex, for example, when I am on my period and I didn't want to overreact. I did go through his browser history and saw he had been doing this for at least the last year. But tonight I saw he was watching porn only three hours after we had had sex and I had quote unquote
quote, want to bed. I don't know what to do or how to feel. It just makes me feel sick and I'm scared that now I have doubts about whether he's truly, whether he truly respects me.
Bernie (33:27.9)
Hmm. I felt like this was three separate, like two separate things she was really talking about. And I say that because she was bringing up the past because if she'd forgiven him about the past, that's not relevant to this conversation. But being that she's not forgiven him for the past means that she might not ever forgive him for the past. And I don't know how she's going to be able to move forward because you shouldn't have brought that up if you you forgave him for it.
purr (33:35.552)
Yeah.
purr (33:56.72)
My thing is I feel like she has bigger fish to fry with the past situation like that's more concerning because that was with an actual person and that was for three years out of the out of your five -year relationship that's that's more than the relation that's 60 percent.
Bernie (34:04.028)
Ahem.
Bernie (34:10.628)
Right.
Bernie (34:17.692)
Bye!
Bernie (34:23.868)
Literally. Quick math.
purr (34:27.312)
So...
Bernie (34:31.068)
You're right. She really does have some other things to worry about before that. Like, that's so like, not even secondary. That's like, that's not even an issue right now. It's, it's so small. Like, that's a simple conversation, or maybe, you know, he felt like it wasn't enough, but see, or in there was it was a mixed community. It could be so many, it could be a miscommunication of, oh, I wasn't ready for round two, maybe I was, we could come back, whatever that you can revisit and workshop.
purr (34:34.128)
you
purr (34:39.728)
I mean, it's minuscule next to this.
purr (34:57.776)
Like yeah, it still would make me feel bad. Like I need to step my pussy game up because you should be asleep and satisfied. Like you shouldn't have it in you to go watch porn. Like that's crazy. Like that's, that's crazy.
Bernie (35:01.212)
Yeah.
Bernie (35:08.988)
She'll be asleep. Yeah.
purr (35:16.912)
sound like he's a freaky frog and he needs like like what are you doing why is it not enough when is enough enough
Bernie (35:25.436)
When is enough enough? Yes, we were just talking about that. When is enough.
Bernie (35:32.636)
I don't know. That might be one of these questions in here, honestly. I thought somebody had asked something about on one of these other reddits about.
purr (35:34.672)
I'm sorry.
Bernie (35:43.996)
Yeah, we might. Right. Yeah.
purr (35:44.944)
is enough. Enough!
Bernie (35:52.124)
Okay, let's see what else we got here. What does this one say?
Bernie (36:00.316)
Ooh, confessions. Ooh, oh Lord Jesus. I pretended to be my dad and now my friend's mom wants to fuck me.
purr (36:03.96)
Mm -hmm.
purr (36:11.536)
Mmm. Lord have mercy. Oh, heaven.
Bernie (36:12.348)
Okay. Alright.
Bernie (36:20.028)
Okay. My friend and I were at a friend's party getting drunk. Jayden really has a strict mom.
Okay, I guess they're 18. She gave so she needed my parents number.
Bernie (36:41.724)
Adis.
Bernie (36:47.004)
Oh, is everybody, hold on, is she?
purr (36:47.248)
consenting a dog?
Yeah.
Bernie (36:53.55)
Oh Lord Jesus. He gave this lady his mom's dad's number, which was his number, and pretended to be his dad. Oh my God.
purr (37:00.048)
Hehehehe
purr (37:05.296)
Oh.
And now she is ready to go through with it.
Bernie (37:16.38)
Huh? She sure did. She hit him with the FaceTime and was like, is this a particularly lonely night? And then he sent back working. Why he playing with this? He playing with this lady.
purr (37:16.464)
but I'm not to her.
purr (37:21.392)
it.
purr (37:32.738)
Hahaha!
Bernie (37:34.146)
Yes, that's
purr (37:36.514)
Wrong! It's so wrong.
Bernie (37:38.78)
It's so wrong. It's so wrong.
purr (37:46.896)
So what happened? Wait. He was... So did she find out on the facetime? Or does it say?
Bernie (37:47.196)
I never did this.
Bernie (37:53.372)
No, no, he never got there. He said he doesn't know how to tell his mom that she's talking to him and he doesn't know that she contacted him after the call. And, oh, he pretended to be his dad on the call.
Bernie (38:13.372)
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, she didn't. It says I don't know how to tell Jayden his mom is sexting him. He doesn't know if she contacted me after the call. I can't. No, his homeboy has no idea. And he's just trying to figure out how to tell his homeboy. He just worried about telling his homeboy, he don't give a fuck about that bitch.
purr (38:21.296)
Oh, he didn't even tell his homeboy either. Oh, okay, that's amazing.
Oh.
Oh man, that's even, that's okay, that's messy. Yeah, you gotta tell your boy Elise, like that's crazy.
Bernie (38:37.628)
I mean, he used Ellen's home for it.
I don't know. That might be grounds for him not to be a homeboy.
purr (38:47.984)
But somebody gotta find out, like this is just, this can't keep going on.
Bernie (38:53.532)
He is how hurt like, yo, this is not my dad. This is actually yeah. Blocker, blocker number, blocker number. I think.
purr (38:58.422)
blocker do do something like I don't know but what if what if like what if they um you know they hang out or something like she sees his dad see yeah she sees his dad or something like that and he has no idea what's going on
Bernie (39:12.572)
He has nothing to do with that. What he does is block his... Block a number. Block it. And then what he does is they ever run into each other.
purr (39:19.598)
But what if she sees him in person and she yeah, she runs into him and is like, hey, like so that conversation that we had.
Bernie (39:25.404)
He'll act like he never had the conversation. He's gonna act like he gonna never had the conversation. I mean, it can never come back to him. Hopefully. Just block and pray. Block and pray. I mean, what else can you do? Because if you tell your homeboy, he really might not fuck with you no more.
purr (39:36.438)
Damn.
purr (39:40.344)
Damn.
purr (39:45.39)
Yeah, that's crazy. Oh my god.
Bernie (39:48.86)
Right? Like, that could be grounds for extermination.
purr (39:52.976)
Why did he do that?
Bernie (39:54.684)
I'm just being dumb.
purr (39:56.952)
I'm sorry.
Bernie (39:59.356)
Freaky frog.
purr (40:00.88)
Freaky frog!
Mm -mm -mm.
purr (40:10.128)
Let me see what this freaky frog.
purr (40:17.456)
find a good one. Oh this is something like somebody cheated. Okay this is in dating over 30. It says what do you constitute is cheating?
I've recently come to the realization that an ex was being very flirtatious with me and sending me pics of himself in a hotel room on his bed while seeing another girl that he's now calling his girlfriend. He was definitely texting me while they were dating, but I don't know from when they started when they started being like exclusive. I blocked him since and I and I don't need drama in my life, but I feel uneasy for the girlfriend now.
I'm curious to know what you consider as cheating. I've questioned myself about this several times and the people I've dated and it comes down to deception and betrayal for me. I've grown to a point where if this happens to me, I'd hope the other person would let me know so I don't waste my time on someone not deserving of my time. But I can't say that everyone wants the same as me.
Bernie (41:29.5)
I mean, girl, it's always the beast that wanna try and save her from something else. Let her get her own karma.
purr (41:35.824)
Right, like, what good is that gonna, yeah, like what good is that gonna do for her to know that he was talking to me?
Bernie (41:43.388)
It's not like you never fucked him. He sent you some naked pics or whatever and said, okay, ooh, booty fat, whatever, dick out. Wow, crazy, amazing. Y 'all never fucked. I mean, like, so really it's just like, oh, what? You're gonna be like, hey girl, just wanna let you know, months ago, your nigga sent me some naked pics and I just thought you should know. She'd be like, girl, get the fuck out my DM.
purr (42:07.92)
Like, who are you?
Bernie (42:09.052)
You sent my man some pussy pics? Okay.
purr (42:14.288)
So you're just like, it's not a big deal, is what you're saying.
Bernie (42:16.334)
Oh.
Bernie (42:20.988)
I feel like it's not a big deal. I don't feel like she needs to hold that burden is what I'm saying. It's like she should just keep it steppin' and just.
purr (42:27.536)
Yeah, I don't know why it's like so like a big deal to her. Like it's really like irritating her so like that she like this happened and she feels like she needs to tell the girl. Why is that bothering you that much?
Bernie (42:46.14)
And she's acting like she was the other woman. Like you're really, you were the other girl for the night. Cause wasn't it just one day he sent some naked pics?
purr (42:55.312)
Yeah, I mean it doesn't it didn't sound like it was that
Bernie (43:03.1)
See that sissy reach out to her.
purr (43:03.28)
Yeah, I just I don't understand why she's like, I just feel bad for the now girlfriend. Why? I mean, she good. She don't even know that.
Bernie (43:12.316)
Yeah, and she might not care or she might actually care, but you think that if he just sent those naked pics to you, it's not another young lady that maybe has stepped in after several months of not talking to you.
I mean it's like...
purr (43:27.024)
I mean...
Bernie (43:32.188)
She's gonna find out regardless. I feel like, you know what I mean? If she thinks that there's, but I think it's, she said something to the effect of like, this is always happens to me. I'm always the other woman or something. Did she say something like that?
purr (43:49.368)
Oh.
purr (43:53.262)
No, but she did say something that was contradicting. She said, I blocked him since and I don't need drama in my life, but you feel uneasy for the girlfriend. So do you don't like drama or do you do you like drama? Because that would be starting drama.
Bernie (44:10.46)
Switch of policies.
purr (44:17.072)
Like what are you doing? Like what are we doing?
Bernie (44:21.084)
What are you doing?
purr (44:24.112)
Okay, this says, I'm curious to know what you consider as cheating. I've questioned myself about this several times with people I've dated and it comes down to deception and betrayal. So I think she's just saying like, she's asked herself before like, what do I consider cheating with a person, you know, that she's been with in the past. I've grown to a point where if this happens to me, I'd hope the other person would let me know so they don't waste each other's time.
Bernie (44:38.78)
Yeah.
purr (44:49.552)
No one's gonna do that. And if that's how you feel, then how are you still helping the situation because when we want him to be the one that comes clean about it, and not you being an outsider coming into their relationship and talking about what he did. Like, right? That's what you would want. You would want your partner to just be truthful with you.
Bernie (44:52.794)
Mm -mm.
Bernie (45:12.73)
Right.
purr (45:20.376)
There's nothing you can do about it, babe. I just don't know why it's eating away at you like that. It's not... It's not like you were fucking him, like you said.
Bernie (45:20.956)
Yeah.
Bernie (45:27.662)
Yeah, so I'm saying it's like like you are we're going to fuck them. It wasn't even in like a possibility. It sounds like so I mean, I just again, I feel like just pay it sis and just keep it pushing and maybe the next nigga next time don't entertain them.
purr (45:38.512)
Yeah, like you blocked them. Okay, you made your peace with the situation. I feel like like okay, you did the right thing. Like if you're really concerned about your karma and stuff like that, well, you did the right thing. You blocked them was like, no, I'm not entertaining this. So what's the problem?
Bernie (45:45.892)
Yeah.
Bernie (45:54.46)
Yeah, what's the problem? It's okay. Yeah, Lord. Over nothing. Like, I mean, stop it. That was months ago. That is crazy. Yo.
purr (46:00.43)
Bitches losing sleep over some dick pics.
purr (46:06.48)
That was months ago. Relax.
purr (46:14.052)
Relax.
Bernie (46:17.468)
Um, okay, let me see what we got over here. Okay, this one says, do I need to tell people my sexuality before I have sex with them? I choose not to I chose not to choose a label and I've had sex with males. I want to hook up with a woman, but I don't want to tell everything about how I've had sex with the man or how I don't choose a label. I never talk about these things, you know.
before about like having sex with men, do I need to tell women this ahead of time? I don't want people to be turned off from thinking that I'm giving a lecture before having sex and I also feel like I would be revealing too much about my personal life to a stranger.
Hmm.
purr (47:11.44)
So they're bisexual.
Bernie (47:13.116)
Basically. That's what, I mean, that's what it gave.
purr (47:17.52)
I'm not even trying to be funny, so it sounds like they like men and women.
Bernie (47:25.244)
Yeah, but they don't want to put a label on it. So it's they're just out here, but they don't want to tell nobody about it. But it sounds like they just haven't come to terms with whatever is going on.
purr (47:38.512)
Okay. Yeah.
Bernie (47:38.556)
Which is cool. But again, I mean, I guess I don't think you need to divulge. Well, hold on, let me back up. Dibulge the information to the person that you are trying to pursue and date.
purr (47:52.208)
Yeah.
Bernie (47:53.02)
Don't lead with it, maybe.
But if you know it's gonna go beyond maybe just one encounter, if it's just like a, okay.
purr (48:03.92)
Yeah, if they're just hooking up then like, I mean... You don't owe really anybody like y 'all hooking up.
Bernie (48:03.932)
Maybe not. Yeah.
Bernie (48:12.22)
You're hooking up, yeah. There's no intent there but just to fuck.
purr (48:17.2)
Yeah, so it's like, who cares?
Bernie (48:20.188)
Yeah. But when it goes beyond that is when it's like, OK, now you need to have the conversation. So it's on the table before any more feelings are invested or before feelings do get invested. Yeah.
purr (48:22.768)
Yeah.
purr (48:28.184)
Mm -hmm.
purr (48:38.448)
Hmm.
Bernie (48:40.732)
That was a weird way to ask that question though.
purr (48:43.15)
Yeah.
purr (48:49.968)
Let's see...
purr (48:58.736)
through well damn.
So partner hates kink community but I love it. Am I ruining our sex life? My sex life is in the dumps. The main things happening right now are I can't receive sex right now. I've recently discovered a silicone allergy and it's fucking me up. I'm only able to top not bottom. I'm generally not horny and my genitals are usually itchy.
Yes, I've done STD testing with a guy. No, I'm working with Okay Number two my partner emotionally dumps on me every morning. We spend significant time together Sometimes I feel like a therapist. Sometimes it ruins my entire morning. My partner is very depressed We are married and it has I'm sorry. It's not funny. It's just like the way the sentences are just like I Feel like a therapist this ruins my day
Bernie (49:57.348)
Yeah.
purr (50:01.52)
I'm very different like okay we are married and I haven't seen them this depressed before a divorce is not an option please don't suggest it. Number three I met my partner at a king party years ago but now they don't like the king community at all and I love it even more I constantly have kingsters over and in my life for mostly platonic play.
Bernie (50:01.82)
Hehehe
purr (50:28.016)
We are not polyamorous, but my partner just doesn't just doesn't come to kink parties with me anymore. And as far as the kink at home, I try to play with him, but he isn't an ideal bottom. What do I do to help? I feel like I'm struggling and we don't have sex. I need empathy and advice. Please not suggest divorce. I'd appreciate it.
purr (50:56.336)
Oh, edit. We both have therapists and our partners on medication. Hope that clarifies. I don't think it does, but.
Bernie (50:56.636)
Well...
Bernie (51:01.18)
Okay, no.
Bernie (51:06.62)
Maybe y 'all need to have a converse. I mean, it sounds like they need to have a conversation, right? Like have they talked about this?
I don't think they've really talked about it.
purr (51:18.352)
No, I mean, it doesn't sound like it but it also sounds like the depression is maybe a factor in that because they met at a kink party and now they're kind of pulling away from that and I know like sometimes when you're depressed you just like you don't be horny like I just don't want to and if I'm not horny like I'm definitely not trying to be kinky like are you kidding me? Yeah, are you okay? The fuck?
Bernie (51:26.074)
Yeah.
Bernie (51:37.532)
Right.
Bernie (51:42.48)
I'm not trying to be kinky, let alone do anything, yeah. Especially when you're depressed. Yeah.
purr (51:48.976)
So I feel like.
I don't know, I feel like this person is kind of an asshole because it seems like you should be a little more concerned for their mental health than getting your dick wet. Like, I don't know. And you're like, this is the most depressed I've ever seen them. And it's like, okay, so maybe this should be more about like, my partner is like so depressed. Like, how can I support my partner better instead of like, damn, how do I get my... Yeah, like...
Bernie (52:00.878)
Yeah.
Bernie (52:05.372)
Okay.
Bernie (52:11.868)
So support them. How do I help them?
Bernie (52:18.972)
How do I go to the Kink Club in peace?
purr (52:22.864)
How do I get this nigga back into the King Club, like, with foot?
Bernie (52:27.228)
I forgot why he's depressed.
purr (52:30.094)
This nigga is like suicidal like of course I can't think about anything else like what are you talking about? I think this nigga is an asshole if I'm being quite honest.
Bernie (52:35.46)
Yeah.
I think just a little bit of an asshole. Just a little bit of...
purr (52:42.33)
I'm about to write on here. Honestly, I think you're an asshole.
Bernie (52:45.724)
Like, honestly, because the fact that where's your empathy?
Like no empathy.
purr (52:53.68)
He's asking Reddit for empathy. Like, where is your empathy?
Bernie (52:56.732)
Where's yours? Not us. We don't need to feel sorry for you. We need to feel sorry for your man.
purr (53:05.616)
Yeah, like, and I guess they are doing like therapy or something like that, but like.
Bernie (53:06.202)
Bye.
purr (53:13.104)
Okay that's probably like once a week or whatever like you know you need to be doing something in between there. You, you with your partner. Taking care of him.
Bernie (53:22.46)
Yeah. And you know what, I will say this. I don't see anything over here that even suggests, oh, nevermind, fuck. I thought it, oh, I didn't say it. I thought that there was no genders on either person. I was like, that's great because it really doesn't fucking matter what the gender is. Everybody needs to be supported. Your partner is going through depression, support them on either end of it. Yeah. And especially if the statement is, it's like,
purr (53:45.584)
Yeah.
purr (53:50.32)
I don't know. That's weird.
Bernie (53:52.252)
divorces off the table. Okay, then let's consider
purr (53:55.152)
So what the fuck do you want to do? Yeah, so support your partner. I don't know.
Bernie (54:01.788)
Yeah. Just... Where's the empathy?
purr (54:06.222)
And then they're like, okay, they're on medication. Like, sometimes that can do, yeah, like that can impact the fact that you're not feeling that freaky. Or maybe you need to just like come to the terms that your partner is not gonna be a freaky frog anymore. Like, and that's okay.
Bernie (54:09.916)
Consider that.
Bernie (54:19.352)
Most definitely.
Bernie (54:28.636)
Or yeah, maybe they phasing out of it. Maybe it'll phase back in. Like you guys could be going through different growth periods or whatever. And it's like, that's why you need to have that conversation of like, okay, I'm feeling like I still want to get in the club, pop, pop this boochie up in there or whatever is going on.
purr (54:36.75)
Uh huh.
purr (54:49.2)
GK.
Bernie (54:50.268)
this boochy cat or whatever is going on up in the club and it's like you not feeling that. Okay, cool. So how do we move on from and fix our both our desires on what the hell we got going on? You know, I understand you depressed, but I need this boochy cat pops.
purr (55:02.832)
Yeah. Exactly.
purr (55:12.272)
I don't know, this was just like the craziest way to go about it to me. I'm like...
Bernie (55:17.148)
It was crazy. No, it really is.
purr (55:23.088)
Like huh, you sound like a dick to me.
Bernie (55:27.068)
Yeah, I'm gonna be honest, think you might want to take this one. You might want to take this ready down. I hope your partner don't find you, bitch.
purr (55:30.16)
Ha ha ha!
purr (55:34.768)
right cuz...
Bernie (55:36.604)
because your partner gonna be like, where is the human?
purr (55:40.206)
Where is the human?
Bernie (55:45.82)
No shade, but shade.
purr (55:48.654)
Ah, shi -
Bernie (55:50.268)
Okay, let's see what we got with this one.
Ooh. Okay. I became it says I became bad at sex. I am single how to fix myself before the next shit encounter. Hi guys 31 year old here a series of different emotional blows have led me to ruin my latest sexual encounter. After that she called me out on on that and I couldn't deal with myself so I stopped seeing her instead. I think I already was pretty plain sexually speaking with my ex but she had
purr (56:05.55)
Mmm.
Bernie (56:27.772)
She had a matching energy and she was less experimented, so it wasn't a big deal. Now that I'm looking to meet someone new, it's different. I usually crave for emotional intellectual connections. I never was in the hookups in my life. My libido is rather low and I'm left wondering what will happen next time I start something with a nice prospective girlfriend and give her bad sex. I don't see any way to train and regain confidence apart from maybe seeing escorts.
I've tried and it felt so shallow some escorts couldn't even get it up. Advice? Well...
purr (57:00.238)
No.
purr (57:05.23)
Mmm.
Bernie (57:07.452)
That's a hard place to be in, right? Fuck.
purr (57:12.048)
Yeah, so they became bad at sex and now they basically have anxiety about being performing bad for others. Future partners.
Bernie (57:26.492)
Yeah, future partners. And it's like, wow.
I mean, it is kind of like riding a bike.
Even if you, I feel like that, like if you don't fuck for a while, when you get back into paint, you know how to handle business for the most part. I mean, you're not probably going to put this shit in sport mode the first go round, but you probably going to be able to do that shit in eco. You know what I mean? Like, yeah, I wouldn't, that means, you know, you just can't do it like that.
purr (57:43.376)
I'm going to go ahead and close the video.
purr (57:54.384)
I'm dead. I'm dead. Oh my god. Yeah. Hmm.
Bernie (58:02.812)
You know what, it's been a minute. You're not about to get up and be like, I'm about to do this shit reverse Calgary. Like, no. Yeah, like, hold on, babe. Let's just hold on. You know, you might want to just throw the leg over to the side first and you know, keep it missionary, you know. So yeah. And no one is expecting like you to pull your best hat trick out of the hat on the first time you fuck anyways. Like, I would hope you save a little bit.
purr (58:06.)
Yeah, I miss out the, yeah, you're not gonna just ease your way back in, you know.
purr (58:15.216)
Thank you so much.
purr (58:19.888)
Yeah. I'm dead.
purr (58:31.502)
Yeah.
Bernie (58:32.986)
You know?
purr (58:35.6)
Yeah, you're not just gonna go crazy, so... Let's kind of say it. He's like... Nah, he's nervous about every other future encounter. Like, it's okay, babe.
Bernie (58:39.26)
Yeah, I just need to practice. I know.
Bernie (58:51.772)
Yeah, the right one gonna give you time.
purr (58:55.332)
It's okay.
Bernie (58:55.898)
Nuna, it is okay. Aw. Aw.
purr (59:02.128)
Look at that little ting -ting.
Bernie (59:03.708)
Well, little ting -ting, but doesn't like the hookup life. That is a hard position to be in though if you really don't like to do hookups, but you want to be with somebody, but you obviously got to trial and error this motherfucker. You just don't got to fuck everybody.
purr (59:14.478)
Mm -hmm.
No, you don't. Like...
Bernie (59:19.964)
You know?
purr (59:21.616)
Just date. You can just date. You gotta fuck everybody that you date.
Bernie (59:24.324)
No.
Peace out.
purr (59:28.826)
That sounds exhausting actually.
Bernie (59:30.204)
I think people be getting that shit confused.
purr (59:32.848)
Yeah, like, I really do because like, you can date people and not...
Bernie (59:41.628)
That's still dating and that's, it's okay. It's acceptable. You don't have to, you know, offer up sex on the first go. If you do, that's fine too. That's okay. But don't feel the need or the pressure to feel like you got to fuck everything that you date. So you just like, I'm not going to not date because I just don't want to fuck. And I don't want people to get the wrong impression. Like, no, you can still date and not fuck. And if somebody feels like you're dating and you got to fuck, then that might not be the person for you. All right.
purr (59:55.632)
Let you date, yeah.
purr (01:00:07.28)
Yeah, and yeah, because that's weird.
Bernie (01:00:10.428)
Because it's weird.
purr (01:00:14.864)
Hmm. Hmm.
Bernie (01:00:16.764)
I don't know, it's a weird place for it.
purr (01:00:20.208)
It really is. I still feel like we're living in a simulation. I was like, this can't be life. But it is. Here we are.
Bernie (01:00:21.37)
Yeah.
Bernie (01:00:25.852)
This is a weird game of Sims.
Bernie (01:00:31.228)
You
Here we are.
purr (01:00:34.)
Here we are.
Alright y 'all so... Shit. That's what we got for you this week.
Bernie (01:00:46.204)
Okay, what does your time say on the clock over there? How long have we been on this here?
purr (01:00:46.544)
So yeah.
purr (01:00:53.584)
an hour and 54 oh okay
purr (01:01:05.228)
Okay, bye!
Bernie (01:01:27.904)
How long was that?
purr (01:01:30.704)
Okay, so again, it says an hour, one minute and 34 seconds.
Bernie (01:01:38.08)
Okay.
purr (01:01:40.752)
So nice of you to join us again.
Bernie (01:01:41.504)
Um, I don't know what the fuck just happened. Um, so I think maybe we should close this bitch out.
purr (01:01:47.888)
Oh my fucking -
purr (01:01:53.858)
Yes guys, another real one, another episode of Last Phrase Podcast. Thank you so much for tuning in.
Bernie (01:02:05.694)
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purr (01:02:38.128)
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Bernie (01:02:42.56)
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purr (01:02:44.56)
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Bernie (01:02:46.144)
Alright, yeah
Bernie (01:02:57.152)
Is it recording?
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